What happens when you put a bunch of pieces of paper with all the names of the HP characters on them in a hat, and pair them up haphazardly.

Oneshot. Years before, instead of killing a magical creature, Harry made a bargain with it, and now it wants him to hold up his side of it... I apologize whole-heartedly in advance - I just couldn't help it!

Marauderfic oneshot. James tries to look as pathetic as possible, Sirius steals Snape's chess set, Remus is flattened by both Sirius and James and may well never walk again, and Peter is ineffectual. LilyJames, RemusFloor

Harry won the war, at the cost of many lives. Faced with a chance to change all that, he do so and meets an old friend of Voldemort with a tempting suggestion. Slight SLASH. EDITED 2010.

Lord Voldemort, Darth Sidious and Sauron hold a meeting to decide how to deal with their problems. Will Sidious's cunning plan work? Read to find out! LoTRHPStar Wars crossover!

Here's a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn't abused by his Uncle, can't cook, hates being called 'pup', did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn't stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn't the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn't ow

Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from being lovers. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are lovers, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.

I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you… Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Imperfect Drabble Words: 800ish Remus finds a cockroach on his bed and turns to his knight in shining armor, Sirius.

Companion piece to A Very Harry Grocery Scenario. AU.Harry is on his first date ever and everything is going perfectly. Except for the paranoid stalking of his overprotective father and his two partners in crime, Sirius and Remus.

Gift to krazi little aus. AU. James survived that tragic night and is very overprotective of his only son. Not to mention obsessive, compulsive and extremely paranoid. Poor Harry.

In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!

A nice mockery of the story that everyone loves to hate.

Some days I'm just so happy to be alive. Then again some days I'm lying on my back, bleeding from my forehead wondering weather I screwed over the pope in a past life. Today is not a happy day. HarryLuna, Hermione Bashing, Powerful Harry...

One day, after seeing Harry's living conditions, Draco gets the well meaning idea to save his classmates from living in the muggle world. Someone should really stop Draco when he's feeling altruistic.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

"Sirius? What is it?" Remus asked hurriedly. Swallowing hard, Sirius only raised a shaky finger to point at the television screen. In large, bold letters, across the bottom, it read: "John Lennon Assassinated". ONESHOT. Implied RLSB.

A Short Tutorial By Mr. S. Black & Mr. R. Lupin. Exerpt: I think I shall dine on fine sausage tonight.. Insanity ensues. Please R&R.

Complete with 100 questions! Ever found yourself filling out those pointless surveys of questions because you were insanely bored? Well Sirius decides to do just that. See what he says along with the other Marauders. Sirius/Remus, James/Lily.

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

ABANDONED Remus and Sirius return to Hogwarts as the DADA teacher and a security guard. Havoc ensues. Includes Howlers, two Remuses, actors slythering, Padfoot running amuck, and crude werewolf jokes!

The trio play a very interesting April Fool's trick which turns out with quite promising results. Funny. Short. Around 500 words, but still has a plot, of course!

or Damn, Voldemort Looks Good in a Suit!

Harry is taken captive by Draco who is determined to protest the most vulgar of holidays known as Valentine's Day. Perhaps they can both learn how to truly celebrate love on this special day...

Me iz da shizzle...