Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.

New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.

Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB

It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B

When did you get muscles?" "When did you get breasts?" It was silent. Had I crossed a line? "Touche." Embry/OC

After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.

1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!

When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!

Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.

Bella Swan mother Died when Bella was just 2 years old. Now living with a father that beats her and having a crush or maybe even in love with her English teacher Edward Cullen Bella dosnt know what to do, What will her teacher do to help her. All human

I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. "Because you won't change me, and someday I'm going to die." It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B

Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice's much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend's family, but now he's all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH

So what is Niall had raised Sookie? Not her parents or Adele? What if she hadn't been known as "Crazy Sookie" but been able to become something much more? This is just an idea I had..

Sookie receives a reality-altering gift from Niall, and makes a plan to right the wrongs in her life; but can she change the past and still hold on to the future? Rated T now, M later. Sookie/Eric, but it's going to take a little while! Through ch 1 D&G.

Set after From Dead to Worse. Sookie gets a visit from a Viking and the night goes terribly awry! Spoilers for first 8 novels.

When Sookie decides to sell the family farm, her five siblings rush home to stop her. What's their plan? Why he's 6'4", gorgeous, and People's Sexiest Man Alive. Will it work? Do bears love honey? Disney/South Park/Tracy & Hepburn

The second fiction of the Northmen saga is an epic tale of love, passion, vendetta, battle, and destiny. Journey with the Northman clan as they seek to overcome a great evil that threatens the world as we know it. AU,many OCs, some OOC

What happens when a 1,000 year old Viking Vampire Sheriff and a 26 year old telepathic barmaid partner up to solve mysteries? What doesn't happen might be the better question. A supernatural romantic comedy. AU, SVM canon thru Club Dead.