Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

Two members of the Hogwarts Board of Governors, Ginny Potter and Draco Malfoy, seek to control the future of the school through bold actions and cunning. The question is who is bold and who is cunning.

Forced to tutor Ted Tonks, Andromeda Black is reluctantly drawn to the geeky boy whose life is so very different from her own. But Ted wants to be part of her world, and he really won't take no for an answer.

Harry draws a picture at school of someone from his dreams, it really wasn't up to him to decide. PreHogwarts, slight AU. Disturbing or mordidly amusing, you choose.

In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?

Written for Healer Pomfrey's summer challenge. Something in Quirrell's classroom has been making people ill. Dumbledore makes Snape inform the youngest students. Snape gives one of them more than she bargained for. Set after Philosopher's Stone.

Response to Healer Pomfrey's March writing challenge. Remus falls ill; his colleagues step in to help, some more reluctantly than others.

When Voldemort issues an order, he expects it to be followed. Those who fail to do so must suffer the consequences, as Draco is about to find out. HBP spoilers.

The Twins decide to test their newest creation on the Order. The only problem? They don't have an antidote yet.

It is Christmas Day and Hermione has no choice but to ask Snape for a very unusual favour... From SS pov. One shot, no slash, no fluff. Sarky!Snape at his most despicable!

Cruel humiliation for Snape as he suffers under the dreaded curse of The Black Spot. Talk Like a Pirate Day mini-challenge.

No one mourns the wicked except those who needed them. Hints of HPLV slash and minor spoilers for HBP. Oneshot.

Companion to Late and Belated. After Sirius's death, Remus becomes Harry's new guardian. RLxSB. AU since HBP.

When the Death Eaters attack Hogwarts, Snape and Tonks escape into the tunnels. After days have gone by and they have not found the way out, the tunnels take on a sureal quality. SnapexTonks. AU since HBP.

Sirius has been causing trouble at school, and McGonagall asks Andromeda to come in for a meeting with her. A very young Nymphadora Tonks comes along. SBxRL. AU since HBP.

One-shot, Rita Skeeter x Sibyll Trelawney. Rita sneaks into the castle to comfort Sibyll after Umbridge sacks her.

After unsuccessfully attempting to break up with Tonks, Remus resorts to interdepartmental memos. Tonks's response to them causes chaos in the Auror office. Mentions of Remus x Sirius and Remus x Kingsley. Not for Remus x Tonks fans.

Full title: How the Brazilian Boa Constrictor Did Not Help Harry Potter Defeat Voldemort. A crackfic in which Hermione's given Harry an idea about defeating Voldemort but the boa constrictor, an essential part of the plan, has other ideas.

The Harry Potter version of the Gashlycrumb Tinies, Edward Gorey's macabre children who died horrid deaths. DH spoilers. Cowritten with my boyfriend, Mr. Marauder.

The staff reacts to Slughorn's return, and Minerva McGonagall doesn't approve of playing favorites. Written for hbpchallenge.

This is a missing scene fic. Snape returns to Hogwarts, in what would be Harry's seventh year, to take up the position of Headmaster of the school. Complete.

In which a misunderstanding arises about the meaning of the word billiard, 4,000,000,000,000,000 Bludgers attack Hogwarts, the Room of Requirement eats a Defence against the Dark Arts teacher, and Argus Filch saves the day, not necessarily in that order.

It just keeps growing... and growing... and growing...

There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot

During Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not right... Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal.