- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

DRAMIONE Draco finds himself hiding in a cloakroom to get away from Pansy, his fiancee. Hermione needs to get away from her date, Cormac McLaggen.

Never play Truth or Dare with a Potter. Just. Don't.

Hermione is craving salt... Draco is craving sugar... But it's not really about gastronomy, is it?

Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

It was a work of art, utter genius, even. Written for the Severus *sighs* Anti-Valentines Day 2012 Ficathon. Slash.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Why is it that Oliver Wood smells so good all the time? When Katie Bell points this out to the team, Oliver is puzzled as to why they sniff him so. That the twins have a theory entirely different to the truth doesn't help matters either... EPILOGUE UP!

Snape takes Harry on his first Horcrux hunt, and shows him how to contaminate a potion. AU Half-Blood Prince. Plenty of snark, absolutely no affection of any kind.

There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries

Cedric Diggory tells the story of his last year at Hogwarts, the Triwizard Tournament and an unlikely survival. Because Cedric Diggory did not die in Little Hangleton. Nor was he anyone's hero. Coward, lecher and cheat, but never hero. Complete.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.

Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.

Slytherin Study Group 2.99999...A brief interlude between catastrophes. Spoilers for HalfBlood Prince!

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a whole new world that had never heard of Science. And new friends, like Hermione, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell.

Everyone sees him as the cold, aloof, rich Slytherin. Everyone sees her as the crazy, obsessive, and every-other-synonym-for-insane Death Eater. Put them together, however, and the picture becomes unrecognizably...odd.

Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

GEORGE!" "What is it Lee?" "Its – its Fred!" "What? What's wrong?" "He- he's in the LIBRARY!" Silence. And then... "...HE'S WHAT?"

Ron Weasley has been married for over thirty years and now knows a lot, but of course, being Ron, he has had to learn it all the hard way. Here, he imparts his 'wisdom'. Oneshot.

Mass-murderers are not meant to be babysitters. Sometimes, though, sacrifices are made for little sisters. Bellatrix watches over her baby nephew and hilarity is bound to ensue on what could very well be Draco and Bella's last adventure in child-care.