"And then the alligator will spit out the ring and someone will sweep up the exploded cake bits while I hug the crying Alice, and hopefully by then the magic paint will have dried." Frank and Alice help Sirius get James and Lily together. SiriusPOV. JPLE

In order to cure their friend of his ridiculous fear of Muggles, the Marauders ship Sirius off to spend Christmas with a Muggle family. The lucky host family? None other than Lily Evans and her family, of course!

'I have a quiz,' Sirius said innocently, 'that I would like you to try out. It's really quite interesting, James, and I think that you would benefit mentally and psychoemotionally from it.' When Sirius Black gets his paws on a Muggle quiz, chaos ensues!

Remus gets a new radio! What happens when the other marauders are left alone with it? Sorry,but some words are missing or messed up,somethings wrong with my computer!

After his insane seven years at Hogwarts, James Potter has decided to write a guide to survive everything from Hagrid's cooking to when crazed squirrels attack your Potions class. Hilarious, if I do say so myself. James POV.

What happens when a sixteenyearold Sirius gets bored around Christmas time? Magically enhanced mistletoe.

Babitty Rabitty and Her Cackling Stump is too disturbing sounding, and the Three Little Pigs isn't original enough. To what lengths will the marauders go to find that perfect story?

Random LJ fluff. LilyJames

When Sirius Black accidentally creates an army of super intelligent squirrels, who knows what will happen? Prequel to Mistletoe Madness.

If only that ice sculptured chocolate fountain didn't resemble a penguin, the tale of Sirius Black's wedding presents to some of his very good friends, whom we know as Lily and James. Lily's POV. Oneshot.

James is afraid of skating. Sirius is obsessed with 'sourcows'.Remus is an ex'Twirly Dancer' as he has been dubbed by James.A skating lesson with Lily includes a dip in the frozen lake, which of course results in a cold, but a lovely conclusion from James

"This is boring" Sirius whined "When is something exiting going to happen?" "When we pull…" James paused for dramatic effect "that rope," "Sirius, don't pull the rope!" Remus exclaimed. Sirius pulled the rope. LilyJames oneshot.

Another chapter in the lives of the Marauders. This is the story of how to Marauder's Map came to be. Did you know said map was almost christened the dubious name of MUKAT? I blame Sirius!

It is Graduation Day, and the Marauders and Lily are reminicing about when they all first met. Lots of Sirius' random moments, and some cute JL too! X

Sirius thought the reason that Lily hadn't shagged James was because she didn't understand the ins and outs of procreation. This Lily dearest is a penis. It is used to have sex with and to pee. Lily and James

Experiment: See how long it will take Lily to chuck her goblet of pumpkin juice at James... Sirius Black records the misadventures of Lily and James for posterity, Lupin watches in disbelief, and Lily seethes. COMPLETE

In which James fails at the psychoanalysis game, and even Peter has to admit that he's hopeless.

Sirius gives advice. Remus grits his teeth. Peter shifts in his seat. James tries very hard not to beat Sirius into a pulp. Oneshot. LilyJames.

"Sorry? That's all I get is a sorry! Look at this! I have my anniversary date with Lily in an hour and I cannot go out with a big Padfoot hickey on my neck!" LilyJames Oneshot

Lily and James' date! Hysteria prevails. Will all go to plan? And why does Sirius have a sudden affinity for bubbles? Oneshot, LExJP. R&R please!

The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.

Sirius and James think Snape needs to wash his hair. And they'll help him do just that.

When James, Remus and Peter are awakened by the sound of 'Silent Night' in March, they know that, at least to Sirius, it's just going to be an ordinary day...

Complete! Lily and James' seventh year... The story of their relationship, friends, trials, and the crazy things Sirius Black comes up with... Please RR!

The marauders and Lily and gang all share one class. Ancient Runes. Who knew that one subject could bring up so much controversy?