Something's in the punch tonight . . . and Severus Snape is caught in the gardens with Aurgia Sinistra. Exactly who did he offend in a past life?

Snape had a photograph of his mother hidden away. Auriga Sinistra had never seen it before– Ismene Snape had been a beautiful woman.

When Snape forgets about Auriga Sinistra's birthday, he dreads what will undoubtedly be a violent reaction. So he does the notsoobvious thing and asks for advice from...Ron Weasley? Spontaneous, ridiculous SS romance ensues. :

When Professor Trelawney presents Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra with the rather unwelcome news that they are soulmates or so the fates proclaim, it's hard to decide who's less thrilled by the prospect.

Dumbledore demands that Snape find some way of apologizing to Sinistra for lighting her hair on fire. Can we say recipe for disaster?

Ah, denial. Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra know it well. But can everyone's favorite Mr. Magical Me get them to confess their feelings? ...WHAT feelings? A.K.A. Probably not.

"I have seen death, Potter. It can destroy you. Tear apart your entire life. And you act as though you and your little friends are immune to it." After Sinistra's death, Snape finds surviving is sometimes that hardest thing of all.

Remember the days when chivalry thrived and romance was truly magical? Er...neither do we. In an attempt to force three should-be couples to see the light, Albus Dumbledore sends Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione, and Snape and Sinistra into a fairytale.

Severus Snape's dislike of Remus Lupin was fueled by many things: the fact that the blasted werewolf was flirting shamelessly with Auriga Sinistra simply happened to be the most prominent at the moment.

... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana . A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.

'Auriga Sinistra hated the rain, with the fires of a thousand boiling cauldrons, hated it. And it happened to be raining.' Things can't get much worse when Sinistra gets locked out in the rain. That is, until Snape gets locked out with her.

Grief will do strange things to people. Some laugh, some cry. . . and some, like Auriga Sinistra, will do anything to pretend that Severus Snape will still walk back through the door.

The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.

Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .