Saunter back to a time when self-love was as taboo as sex outside of marriage. But what's a young woman to do when sexual urges become too strong to resist? Isn't self sex the safest sex? AH Collab w/ TwiliteAddict *Spank the Monkey Contest Entry*

In Bella's mind there is nothing wrong with a little afternoon delight

My entry for the Spanking The Monkey contest! Bella and Leah have a history. Then they have a sleepover. Then they have an orgasm. AH. Rated M for masturbating and marijuana.

After spotting a hot guy in the hotel bar while on a business trip, Bella decides she needs a little "girl time." *SPANK THE MONKEY CONTEST ENTRY*

My entry for the Spanking the Monkey contest! A missed dinner date, a lonely wife - when Edward has to work late again, Bella takes matters into her own hands, but is the pleasure enough to overcome the pain?

Contest entry for Spanking the Monkey!: AU/AH ?/Mike Sometimes we feel empty. Sometimes we masturbate. Sometimes it isn't enough.

.:Spanking the Monkey Contest entry:. I've known from the get-go that my son prefers men. But lately he's bein' sneaky, and I've been hearin' awful strange noises from his room at night. Should I be concerned? Slash, wankage, inappropriate ogling, etc.

**TIED FOR BEST NON-CANON WANK!** Coach Cullen's office door just won't lock. My entry for the Spankthemonkey4u contest.

*Contest entry for Spanking the Monkey!* Was it real or did Edward dream it? You be the judge. ExB O/S

*ENTRY FOR SPANKING THE MONKEY CONTEST* Question: What do you get when Emmett has a porno and a webcam? Answer: A spanking good time.

27 yr old Bella, is an overnight manger at the Wal-Mart in Forks, having been away at school things have changed, little Edward Cullen, 17, has grown up and he s secretly crushing on B. Wonder where Edward s disappearing to at night. O/S Lemons AH

O/S - *My entry for the Spank The Monkey Contest* If that doesn't tell you what you're about to read... This is my "What if" continuation of the leg hitch/bed scene from the Eclipse book - from Edward's POV as in Midnight Sun. Rated M for wankage.

Nerdilicious, and self proclaimed stud muffin, Edward has been talking to Bella online for months. She's funny, geeky and down right dirty. The perfect woman for him... or is she? OOC/AH

I was supposed to be giving her a workout, but thoughts of her thick body under mine were giving me some awesome solo sessions. - ENTRY FOR SPANKING THE MONKEY! CONTEST

On a lonely night Bella indulges in a fantasy centered around long fingers, emerald eyes, and auburn hair. *Spank the Monkey Contest Entry*

*CONTEST ENTRY for Spanking the Monkey*- Under Edward Cullen's watchful eye, Bella Swan is unable to resist a little self-loving at a play party.

Spanking the Monkey contest entry. Bella Swan lives for Thursdays. It's her favorite day of the week because Dr. Edward Cullen always visits his closed stacks carrel on Thursdays-now continued!

All it took was a kiss, a cool breeze and a firm pillow to help Bella make the most important decision of her life.

He couldn't keep his eyes off them or his hands off himself. His want for them is only equal to theirs for each other. *SPANK THE MONKEY CONTEST WINNER HOTTEST WANK* Explicit adult content, unabashed PWP. Who's in your mind's eye?

MY ENTRY FOR THE SPANKTHEMONKEY4U CONTEST! This is unashamed PWP. Also a very clear M rating.

SPANKING THE MONKEY CONTEST entry. Edward and Bella are best friends so they can't touch each other; but that doesn't mean they can't touch themselves. Things explode as they struggle though assembly instructions littered with nuts, rods and ball cups.

Carlisle, Jasper and Emmett are sick of Edward's brooding; they decide a century of chastity is enough. It's time Edward learnt how to take matters into his own hands and they are going to make sure he knows how. Contest entry for Spanking the Monkey

An entry for SPANKING THE MONKEY CONTEST! A mind-reading prude, a human horny for popsicles and a irritated empath. A lesson in release. AU/parody/NO Slash.

Contest Entry for Spanking the Monkey: Bella walks in on her roommate, Edward, during a private moment. Trouble is, she can't walk out. And how will she pay him back?

An entry into the Spanking the Monkey! contest - Edward, Bella and friends are freshmen in college and learning about all the ups and downs and rounds and rounds that go with the territory.