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charter: Spitting Oysters? Hm. That's not something you see everyday. Do not attempt to venture into this and expect to find dreary, depressing tales. This is mostly made up entirely of funny stories.

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1. WHAT'S IN A NAME? by jenthegypsy reviews
"And his name was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His pirate name, because, as I have mentioned to you repeatedly, your father was a pirate, and a good man. Now can we get on to something else? These circles in which you insist on talking are beginning to make my
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-6-05
2. The Governess Chronicles » by Chloris reviews
The tales of the many governesses it took to civilize Elizabeth Swann.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,608 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-15-10 - Published: 2-20-09 - Elizabeth S. & Will T. - Complete
3. Don't Snatch the Keys! » by meowbooks reviews
The dog with the keys and Pintel and Ragetti are the stars
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 8-11-06 - Pintel & Ragetti - Complete
4. The Prankster by meowbooks reviews
There's been a rash of practical jokes aboard the Dauntless and Gillette is not amused.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-7-08 - James N.
5. Before the Shipwreck » by meowbooks reviews
Charlie and Oliver love apples. They meet Captain Barbossa three years before Jack reclaims the Pearl. What happens when they discover Barbossa can't eat apples?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 11-23-05 - Pintel - Complete
6. Harry & the Pirate I » by geekmama reviews
Jack gets far more adventure than he bargained for when he sets out with Elizabeth and Will to save the Governor's sister, the fascinating Dowager Duchess of Wyndham, from Worse Than Death! COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,670 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 1-19-04 - Published: 1-2-04 - Complete
7. The Legacy of Pandora's Box by The Flying Breadstick reviews
A teenage boy by the name of Jack goes a wooing... with very unexpected results. One shot, pointless fluff, spin off of 'How My Perfect Life Was Inverted.'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-10-06 - Jack S. - Complete
8. Cornfield Madness » by Tavia reviews
We're back! In honor of On Stranger Tides, I offer you a new chapter in the cornfield, featuring popcorn, bickering, and responses to the recent movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,846 - Reviews: 414 - Updated: 5-21-11 - Published: 11-11-03
9. A Slight Case of Mayhem » by Topgallant reviews
Over two hundred years since Liz's death, and because of an injustice done to Will Turner, Captain of the Flying Dutchman, he's cursed to sail forever. But what would happen if he comes ashore again? Will he succumb to a slight case of mayhem? Post AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,147 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-23-08 - Published: 7-11-07 - Will T.
10. The Aftermath by Topgallant reviews
It never was described what happened to Davy Jones and his crew directly after he destroyed his beloved pet in AWE. Madness ensues. But of course, what else could you expect?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-8-07 - Davy Jones - Complete
11. Davylicious by Dreaminganightmare reviews
Clanker, Koleniko, and Hadras find thier Captain drunk one day. Not only that but he wants to sing! Davylicious is written by me!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-9-07 - Davy Jones - Complete
12. Daddy Davy by Luthy Lovett reviews
Someone asked what Davy Jones would be like as a father figure, and this popped into me head. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 9-25-06 - Davy Jones - Complete
13. Terrible Beastie by dark-hearted rose reviews
Oneshot. The Kraken takes some time out of his busy schedule to chat about things like Davy Jones, ingesting ships, and just life in general as a fearsome sea monster. Set during DMC. A big Thank You goes out to all who read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-22-07 - Kraken - Complete
14. In the Belly of the Beastie by KnifeEdge reviews
It was dark. Very dark. If it weren't for the stench, he'd think he was dead. By all rights he should be dead... WARNING: Here there be spoilers. Takes place at end of DMC. Rated for grossness. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 8-5-06 - Jack S. & Kraken - Complete
15. Moog » by Foxieglove reviews
Series of oneshot fics starring Pintel and Ragetti, known fondly as Moog. Warning: Some chapters contain slash. UPDATED: New chapters! Pintel avenges a cruel prank on Ragetti, has a chat with Elizabeth about fathers, and risks Calypso's terrible wrath.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 4-18-07 - Ragetti
16. The Storyteller's Mouth by Foxieglove reviews
Ragetti makes a marginally large error in judgement. Much to Gibbs' and Pintel's dismay. Gibbs' POV, contains slash of a humorous nature, and calls Jack Sparrow's orientation into question.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-28-07 - Ragetti & J. Gibbs - Complete
17. The C Word by misaoshiru reviews
There is one word that nearly every man fears. Captain Jack Sparrow just happens to be a little more afraid of it than average. Despite the title, it is in no way profane. JxE, sort of. 175 word drabble.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-31-06 - Complete
18. Of Virgin Queens and Unresolved Sexual Tension by misaoshiru reviews
Their names were the same. So were their personalities, except not really. It was just as well anyway, she figured. 125 word drabble thing.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-30-07 - Complete
19. Theme Music by misaoshiru reviews
Jack's being irritating, as usual. Will isn't amused. Drabble. Not slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-28-06 - Complete
20. The ReWrite by X-Arrg-X reviews
A new writer appears on the set of Pirates. What will happen to the script?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-4-06
21. Ragetti Bakes a Cake by Luthy Lovett reviews
Ragetti bakes a cake... or, at least, he tries to. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-26-06 - Complete
22. The Curse of the Piratical Parody » by Lily Evanstar reviews
Parody of Pirates of the the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. 'Nuff said.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,305 - Reviews: 242 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 7-24-06 - Complete
23. Ragetti's Ode to Dresses by Luthy Lovett reviews
I think our old mate Ragetti enjoyed his dress experience a tad too much. This is for Aetas!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-21-06 - Complete
24. The Ping Pong Chronicles » by Luthy Lovett reviews
Jack challenges everyone to a ping pong tournament, and chaos ensues!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 8-31-06 - Published: 7-22-06
25. The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Beckett! by Luthy Lovett reviews
Will, Elizabeth, Pintel and Ragetti are trying to watch a movie when BECKETT comes in! Oh no! :o
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-7-06 - Complete

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