"And his name was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His pirate name, because, as I have mentioned to you repeatedly, your father was a pirate, and a good man. Now can we get on to something else? These circles in which you insist on talking are beginning to make my

The tales of the many governesses it took to civilize Elizabeth Swann.

The dog with the keys and Pintel and Ragetti are the stars

There's been a rash of practical jokes aboard the Dauntless and Gillette is not amused.

Charlie and Oliver love apples. They meet Captain Barbossa three years before Jack reclaims the Pearl. What happens when they discover Barbossa can't eat apples?

Jack gets far more adventure than he bargained for when he sets out with Elizabeth and Will to save the Governor's sister, the fascinating Dowager Duchess of Wyndham, from Worse Than Death! COMPLETE!

A teenage boy by the name of Jack goes a wooing... with very unexpected results. One shot, pointless fluff, spin off of 'How My Perfect Life Was Inverted.'

We're back! In honor of On Stranger Tides, I offer you a new chapter in the cornfield, featuring popcorn, bickering, and responses to the recent movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!

Over two hundred years since Liz's death, and because of an injustice done to Will Turner, Captain of the Flying Dutchman, he's cursed to sail forever. But what would happen if he comes ashore again? Will he succumb to a slight case of mayhem? Post AWE.

It never was described what happened to Davy Jones and his crew directly after he destroyed his beloved pet in AWE. Madness ensues. But of course, what else could you expect?

Clanker, Koleniko, and Hadras find thier Captain drunk one day. Not only that but he wants to sing! Davylicious is written by me!

Someone asked what Davy Jones would be like as a father figure, and this popped into me head. Oneshot.

Oneshot. The Kraken takes some time out of his busy schedule to chat about things like Davy Jones, ingesting ships, and just life in general as a fearsome sea monster. Set during DMC. A big Thank You goes out to all who read and review.

It was dark. Very dark. If it weren't for the stench, he'd think he was dead. By all rights he should be dead... WARNING: Here there be spoilers. Takes place at end of DMC. Rated for grossness. Oneshot.

Series of oneshot fics starring Pintel and Ragetti, known fondly as Moog. Warning: Some chapters contain slash. UPDATED: New chapters! Pintel avenges a cruel prank on Ragetti, has a chat with Elizabeth about fathers, and risks Calypso's terrible wrath.

Ragetti makes a marginally large error in judgement. Much to Gibbs' and Pintel's dismay. Gibbs' POV, contains slash of a humorous nature, and calls Jack Sparrow's orientation into question.

There is one word that nearly every man fears. Captain Jack Sparrow just happens to be a little more afraid of it than average. Despite the title, it is in no way profane. JxE, sort of. 175 word drabble.

Their names were the same. So were their personalities, except not really. It was just as well anyway, she figured. 125 word drabble thing.

Jack's being irritating, as usual. Will isn't amused. Drabble. Not slash.

A new writer appears on the set of Pirates. What will happen to the script?

Ragetti bakes a cake... or, at least, he tries to. Oneshot.

Parody of Pirates of the the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. 'Nuff said.

I think our old mate Ragetti enjoyed his dress experience a tad too much. This is for Aetas!

Jack challenges everyone to a ping pong tournament, and chaos ensues!

Will, Elizabeth, Pintel and Ragetti are trying to watch a movie when BECKETT comes in! Oh no! :o