SGA and Twitter. Nuff said.

The Atlantis expedition learns some of the things you SHOULDN'T do aboard Atlantis… the hard way. Set sometime in the last season.

Twenty ways expedition members meet their untimely demise in the Pegasus Galaxy – either in unfortunate accidents or at the hand of their team mates.

The SGC responds to the Facebook craze.

Wonder what happened to warrent a rule up on the list of things not to do at the SGC? This is why. A series of drabbles, one shots and ficlets. Rating will vary from chapter to chapter.

These jokes literally suck! Let's not mince words, here. They're palmed off in this format because they're not good enough for regular human consumption... WARNING: may cause torturous groaning.

Random, funny, and weird takes on anything and everything SGA related.

The spacefaring inhabitants of the Milky Way Galaxy need to get a few things straight...

Or why it is so funny to watch SGA. Take a shot every time... New NEW CHAPTER! The '6 Months without new episodes' drinking game! SPOILERS! Do NOT try this at home.

It has been quite some time, but here comes a new one! Why it is more fun to be: A Wraith scientist

The ultimate guide how to deal with the craziest Galaxy right after the Milky way. 32th Chapter: How to write a mission report

As the title says, a bunch of lines yet to be heard in the series... Now continued, because you asked for it!

What not to do in Atlantis, starting with everyones favourite, Rodney Mckay! Updated the rating, due to a hint of a swear word.

They are short, they are bright, they are Jumper Bumper Stickers! NEW CHAPTER!

John decides to put down a few guidelines.

Ways to annoy or scare Sheppard, Weir, Woolsey, Kavanagh, Rodney, Ronon, Teyla, Carson, Keller

Based of the 213 Things or the Skippy List

What do SGC personnel say to get dates anyway? Read to find out!

Well, the title pretty much says it all.

350 funny quotes that didn't make it to the final draft.

... Get stuck in a Stargate, fall off a balcony, die... This is your personal not to do-guide, which will hopefully keep you alive in Pegasus. The most occuring subjects are being treated; you should be safe with this in your pocket.

To prevent chaos, Elizabeth created a special forum where she can post rules to keep everyone in check. Unfortunately for her, the expedition members can also react to the topics. Chaos ensues.

Just a little comic relief around the SGC. Everyone needs to have a little fun. Rated K becuase they're reading naughty books... Darn Jarheads. Darn Flyboys. And the civilians aren't much better.

There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.

Sheppard found a strange message in his inbox and got the ball rolling. By now, the mail's become unstoppable, leaving annoyance in its wake. It's even accomplished what no wraith ever managed to pull off... Reach Earth. Keller's chapter is now up.