Fred and Nobby are on duty at the main gate, with nothing else to do, they talk.

In the nothingness of his non-world, Death creates a desk.

A short and silly oneshot. Death meets a soul-briefly, as always-who informs him of yet another inexplicable facet of human existance.

Series of snapshots covering the supposed life and times of Havelock Vetinari. Read at your own risk.

Chivalry, Vetinari style, with a maid in the wrong place at the wrong time and some rooftop gallivanting. Now finished!

Many people believe that Vimes was brung low by a woman but I believe that he was brung low by several women. Each chapter will be devoted to a different woman in Sam Vimes' life. This is my first fanfic so please be gentle.

Drabble series. The Patrician tries to understand Leonard's latest inventions.

Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...

DEAD FIC. They met thirty years and a day after the Glorious 25th. One was impaled on a poker, and the other still had the noose around his neck. In a matter of minutes they tried to kill each other, stole a cart, and fled the city. Then things got weird.

Teenage romance and hormones can be hell, especially when your education has been exceptional in all matters but those of the heart. And when you're Death's granddaughter, it's extra special.

A collection of Reg/Visit ficlets, featuring arguments, mild slash, and... well, more arguments, really.

Two people who never lose play a game.

Commander Vimes' daughter has a new boyfriend that he's sure he won't approve of. But who is it?

A series of violent burglaries and several murdered trolls. There is a link between those, as Vimes finds out. A horrible one. OneShot short story featuring the Watch.

Why do four women always stick up for Lord Vetinari? Who are they and what do they owe him?

When a diplomatic shipment goes missing, is it a few letters on international politics at risk, or are the Watch investigating for much higher stakes? Rated for possible language. UPDATED! Wow, will wonders never cease?

A tale of Damsels, Heroes, and Strange Clingy Fabrics in the bustling metropolis of Ankh Morpork! MARVEL at the heroine's beauty! GASP at the hero's feats of derring do! REVIEW when you read it, dammit!

Intelligence is not a trait highly valued in secretaries. They evolved in accordance with that fact. A story of one crush and its only witness. Mild slash content. Starring: the Patrician.

Monstrous Regiment. Spoilers for the entire book. Polly visits Jackrum for the last time.

Grassroots feminism, attempted assassination, snake eyed loping bastards, vandalism, theft, murder, and a thousand elephants. Wait, no! No elephants. Everything else, though. [rated T for genitalia related humor and mild swearing]

Drabble. This is the result of my failed attempt to write LuggageRincewind. It's still cracktastic, though.

Henry Biddle was hired to paint a portrait. However, he ends up comtemplating the Duke of Ankh and his family as well. prequel of a work in progress

Vetinari meets an old friend through the magic of Lspace. Machiavelli's fish and chips stand doesn't stand a chance. Crossover with Lord of the Rings. Chapter 5: Finduilas is most upset with the Patrician.

Discworld-LotR crossover, with elves, Orcs and Nobbses. A magical accident catapults Vimes into another dimension. And worse, he has to find his son in an unknown land, in the middle of a war that he seems to be in charge of... CHAPTER 11 is up.

An exiled Vetinari has an open road ahead of him. Watch through the eyes of Vimes as pirates, politicians and hard liquors combine.