well, Terry Pratchett started it... when a character suspiciously like Gollum slithered into a cameo role in "Witches Abroad". And after meeting Discworld witches, probably wishes he hadn't. Gollum's further adventures on the Discworld.

She's killing him, bit by bit, and he can't escape, and sometimes can't avoid. He's hers, and she takes what she wants. Thinky-type Vetinari fic, written in a fit of procrastination.

Black isn't exactly Moist's colour, but Vetinari prefers to make his own decisions about this - and every - kind of thing.

After the trial in Making Money, Commander Vimes wants to know just how often condemned and presumably dead criminals work for the government.

Moist and Vetinari play poker. / Post Making Money.

A depository of some longer drabbles with special emphasis placed on minor characters. 25: The second stage of the mall life form was the most interesting.

In British universities Rag Week is an excuse for the students to make nuisances of themselves importuning people for money and performing daft and dangerous stunts. This is the Unseen University version. Expanding on bare bones of story in the canon.

Samuel Vimes, Commander of the Watch, Duke, Knight, husband, and father-to-be faces his most terrifying foe when two hundred dragons go missing from the Sunshine Sanctuary. A Last Hero one-shot.

Previously published at livejournal. In which Vetinari rules on an application to form a new Guild, strongly opposed by Rosie Palm.

A chance meeting in the ally. Forget Roobarb and Custard, how about Maurice and Gaspode?

What inspired Ponder to search for solutions beyond traditional magic, or Rincewind to open the Octavo? Probably nothing like this, but between the Trousers of Time and quantum, you can't be sure.

Fred and Nobby are on duty at the main gate, with nothing else to do, they talk.

In the nothingness of his non-world, Death creates a desk.

A short and silly oneshot. Death meets a soul-briefly, as always-who informs him of yet another inexplicable facet of human existance.

Series of snapshots covering the supposed life and times of Havelock Vetinari. Read at your own risk.

Chivalry, Vetinari style, with a maid in the wrong place at the wrong time and some rooftop gallivanting. Now finished!

Many people believe that Vimes was brung low by a woman but I believe that he was brung low by several women. Each chapter will be devoted to a different woman in Sam Vimes' life. This is my first fanfic so please be gentle.

Drabble series. The Patrician tries to understand Leonard's latest inventions.

Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...

Teenage romance and hormones can be hell, especially when your education has been exceptional in all matters but those of the heart. And when you're Death's granddaughter, it's extra special.

A collection of Reg/Visit ficlets, featuring arguments, mild slash, and... well, more arguments, really.

Two people who never lose play a game.

Commander Vimes' daughter has a new boyfriend that he's sure he won't approve of. But who is it?

A series of violent burglaries and several murdered trolls. There is a link between those, as Vimes finds out. A horrible one. OneShot short story featuring the Watch.

Why do four women always stick up for Lord Vetinari? Who are they and what do they owe him?