Based on 'Ocarina of Time' Linkus Crapus, The boy who is destined to save Hyrule and become the Hero of Time. That's right, Linkus Crapus the boy who is super-stupid, afraid of cows, and believes the REAL enemy is Ganondorf's black stallion. On hiatus.

Link is your host while 12 Nintendo AllStars split into 3 Tribes. Look for fun challenges, hard decisions, and only one winner! Who will take home the Million Rupee Prize? Castaways include an allstar cast of Ash, Zelda, Kafei, Mario, Brock, and more!

Ever wonder what was going through the minds of the residents of Clock Town, during those 3 days of Majora's Mask? Well, they'll tell you! Take a glimpse into their Diaries! Winner of the 2006 Zelda: Readers' Choice Awards best Humor Parody! Huzzah!

Link desperatly tries to find another girl to marry him before it's too late to get out of his engagement with Ruto, with plenty of laughs along the way. Well, laughs for us anyway. Please Read & Review.

Watch as I make fun of the all the Sages from Saria to Ruto! Paragraphed by LostInHyrule.

Part two of the sugarhigh Zelda series. Link is sugarhigh in a whole new world. Chaos reigns. Yay chaos.

Ocarina of Time from Link's point of view. Basically, he's pretty grumpy because he'd rather be eating cookies. It's funny, though. I swear. Now complete. It makes me sad.

All Zelda wanted one morning was a cinnamon muffin. Warning, this fic contains muffins, idiocy, and flamethrowers. You have been warned.