Matt drags Mello along to a midnight release party to get the final Harry Potter book. Mello is not pleased. Crackish.

A is ticklish...? Beyond is confused..?

L, bored one day, walks around checking in on everybody.

Spoilers for L's, Near's, Mello's, and Matt's real names, as well as Another Note. Everyone makes mistakes and L is no exception - especially when it comes to Beyond Birthday.

Beyond Birthday isn't mad or bad or sad. Beyond Birthday isn't broken - Beyond Birthday is brilliant. B-centric oneshot, spoilers for Another Note.

-COMPLETED- Uchiha Sasuke. Uchiha Itachi. Two different people, who share the same bond, whether it be hatred or love. TWOSHOT! R&R!

Jedi Master Georgio and his apprentice Max Taylorè, battling through stupidity, retardedness, and much more. As a new species threatens the existence of the galaxy, and only Georgio and Max can stop it, tensions heighten and explode.

Akatsuki are faced with a problem. Sasori is dead. Who to replace him? Pein has an idea. But the problem is, nobody else likes it much. -Manga Spoilers- Total crack! Please R&R!

Darth Maximus has now come back from his touring the Galaxy. Now, on his home planet of Pie, he is reunited with his Minions, and shall go on various misleading adventures... :O

A random diary of Merlin, who travelled to the future, back, to the past, back, and then promptly died..we think. :o ABANDONED

Oneshot AU. An accident involving Harry and Snape ends up blowing Snape to another universe...as well as blowing the other universe's Snape back to canon universe... Excuse my lame ending :

Oh look! A villain! What does Naruto do? Read his handbook, of course! But alas, not everything goes according to plan *COMPLETED*

Even the worst criminals in the Naruto universe can care about the environment. What will happen when nearly everyone gets involved? Oneshot. Manga spoilers. -SEQUEL IS UP TEH BETS OF D00M -

-Sequel to Environmentally Friendly Akatsuki- The bets are on! Uchiha Itachi VS Akasuna no Sasori! Who will win this weird bet thing? Crack! *COMPLETED*

-COMPLETE- Who doesn't love the awesome criminals of Akatsuki? Starring Nemo! A butterfly statue! Sasuke with allergies! And...the Two Green Guys! What else could you want in an Akatsuki trip around the world? I mean...on a deserted island?

Uproar! Artemis Fowl, aged two months has been kidnapped! No ransom demand has come through; it is as if he has disappeared without a trace. But deep underground..a deep secret- Bah, fine, it's the fairies who kidnapped him!

The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.

What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG

Sequel to 'The Darkness Within'. Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. AU. HG

Sequel to A Part of Me. Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. HG AU.

**COMPLETED**The Naruto world wakes up one morning and finds they have all been..chibified! How? Why? How do they feel about this?Will they ever get back to their normal form? Join them in...Naruto Chibified!

Sandstorms do not look good. And they are definitely not easy to get through. After a close shave with a sandstorm, who knows what might have changed for our favourite Akatsuki couple? SasoDei; Yaoi; Fluff...

Very AU! Darth Maximus is the reigning Sith Lord, with his loyal assistants servants Minion Secretary, Minion One, Minion Two and Minion Three. Oh no! What does this mean for our poor, poor galaxy! COMPLETE!

In the summer between Harry's fifth and sixth years, Harry meets Hermione, a girl he knew as a friend. A girl now grown into a pretty young woman. A dare fluff, oneshot and canon.

Lord Voldemort has finally finished off the last brushes of the master plan: to take Hogwarts once and for all. This night he will start off the Last Battle, but who will emerge victorious? Canon, oneshot and slightly H/Hr.