A dog's best friend is his mage. And vice versa. A series of random drabbles of no particular chronological order centered around Sabhya Amell and Blossom. Rating 'T' for mild language.

Hawke can't understand it; why is it that everyone he meets seems to have slept with his sister? He could swear that everyone in this whole damn place is having an orgy behind his back. It's making his head hurt.

Isabela is thinking about settling down, but it's not that simple. First, she needs to pass on the arts of duelling, sex and sailing - oh, and pantslessness - to a willing protege. Her only candidate is Merrill. A silly ficlet on a silly premise. Enjoy!

Playing off of the VSD format, the Super Secret Diaries will feature the characters of DA2. Props and respect to those who have gone before with this concept. Rated T for language & some suggestive content. Newest diary: The Maker!

If the enemy of your enemy is your friend, then you first have to make an enemy. Collection of oneshots concerning adverse relationships between characters in DA2. Companion series to Friendship.

Who knew the Warden's companions were such avid journal keepers? Inspired by the VSDs of Cassandra Claire, and purely silly.

Silliness inspired by a thread on the DA2 forums. Bethany and Aveline have a discussion about beards and various other topics.

As the title says! A Dragon Age version of 'The Twelve Days of Christmas! Enjoy... and MERRY CHRISTMAS!

An anthology of random one-shots. Currently: Food and Virgins - Poor Alistair. He's only trying to help name the Warden's invention.

In which our Cousland hero is not what was expected. How she survived the Blight and killed an Archdemon is anyone's guess. Shots of Samantha Cousland, not in chronological order.

Alistair knew that the Landsmeet was supposed to be a very serious, very important affair. Unfortunately, the nobles decided to give Angélique Amell far more power than is good for her or Ferelden and so how could things not quickly devolve into chaos?

Prince Cousland, a man determined to stop at nothing to be king, is well aware of the treachery planned by Cailan and Howe. They'd figure out about Cailan soon enough but if only they would listen about Howe! Maybe it would help if he were less obnoxious?

Alistair, Oghren & Sten wake up in an inn with no memory of how they got there, where they lost Zevran or whose baby that is... Based on the plot of The Hangover

Ser Cauthrien thought she was ready for anything when she was summoned to Howe's Denerim estate but being confronted with the origin-confused Laiarda Mahariel bickering with Queen Anora about how to properly rescue someone proved that wasn't quite true.

Alistair just now realized he loves Lissy Cousland. To defend her honor, he must battle 7 exes who have been scheming to get rid of Alistair! Many, many lol's - FINAL CHAPTER!

Three young and very different Wardens must save Fereldan by whatever means possible. Join them as they journey across the land, leaving confusion and sometimes horror in their wake. Because everybody knows that The Archdemon Must Die! Humour fic!

Duncan made a mistake when he recruited a psychopath mage. It might have been OK if someone other than Alistair had survived Ostagar, but since no one did, Neria is able to use her freedom to turn the kingdom into something ridiculously chaotic.

In my universe, barely literate, semi-medieval characters like sending very short missives back and forth across the country. It makes no sense. Roll with it.

What the Blight could have been - a somewhat amusing adventure story in which all six origins became Grey Wardens. Part XVII: In Denerim, plans are made. Anora's rescuers are dispatched, and Tabris wants her new girlfriend to meet her family.