Drabble written for the Dr. Seuss Challenge at P&S, issued by Graciella Bellanotte-Diadoro. Harry gets caught writing some interesting poetry during Potion's class...

After an incident at the Dursley's, Harry finds he needs help. Will this be the catalyst for two unlikely characters forming a respectful relationship between one another, or are we kidding ourselves that one of the two can ever overcome his bitterness..

Neville is the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter is a Slytherin. Both have a destiny to fulfill, but Harry is the one who can't seem to cope.

When Harry goes back to school the year after Sirius dies, the unlikeliest of people start noticing a change in him. Mentions of child abuse, Dursleys, Draco and more brushes with death.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.

While bored in class one day, Crabbe and Goyle decide to write poetry. Bask in the glory of their literary genius!

Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.

Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. AU, no pairings.

Harry asks Ginny to the Yule Ball. Everyone believes Harry is destined to be with a redhead. There is more than one redhead in Hogwarts, though.

On a dark summer night, Harry walks straight into a situation that will change his life forever when a strangely familiar vampire saves from him a Death Eater. AU sixth year; some Canon; no pairings as yet.

At the end of the Seventh book, but before the Epilogue. After the final war, Harry has to make decisions about where he will go and who he will let into his life as he begins to reexamine his judgements about people. SPOILERS for Deathly Hallows!

Tomorrow it would be a dream ... today it seemed inevitable. Set during OotP, Harry and Draco share a moment of understanding. HP, DM. Complete.

Snape tortures Harry. Not HBP compliant. SS, HP, LV.

The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?

Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.

Post OotP No HBP Takes place summer after fifth year. After defeating Voldemort Harrry decides it's time for him to live his own life. No slash. Sequel to follow.

AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project

Dudley does what he does best

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.

Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...

Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.

Mild DH spoilers. A young Gryffindor delivers a message.

I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you… Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.