Cats Fic oneshot Etcetera just wanted the Rum Tum Tugger to like her again! Who knew that sneaking into Mistoffelees' lair could be so disastrous and funny?

Possibly the most ridiculus ways of killing a Jellicle cat you are ever likey to read. Don't believe me? Take a look. 8 MISTOFFELEES' SECOND TURN! Once again, please read the note at the end.

I'm writing a sad stab at humor. This is how far my writing has degenerated. Pity me?

Supposed to be 100 words or less, but I doubt I'll ever manage that, so I'm aiming for under 150. Warning! Very, VERY twisted. 5th drabble added.

WARNING:contains some sexual content. Where exactly do kittens come from? The kittens soon learn after watching a certain Railway cat with a rather affectionate Gumbie cat get a bit too cuddly. Oneshot.

A little thing me and Bianca put together, because we had ideas that matched. Title says it all, please read and review, but don't review unless you've read.

At THIS school, you get to learn about important things that you have to know to write CATS based fanfiction. Who are the teachers? The characters themselves, of course! A Miss Cam approved spinoff. Chap. 33 up.

Has Bombalurina always been the pretty, hot, totally snazzy queen that all the toms adore? Of course not!It was only through the help of some, um, very interesting cats that she was able to attract the attention of her crush.

It started with a simple question: What do I do to get her to like me? WARNING: This fan fic contains the Jellicles you know and love acting very, very, VERY strange! You have been warned. Chp. 8 up!