What happens to Peter and Edmund when they accidentally let a hoard of Mary-Sues in to the castle? Will they need the help of their new mysterious friend, or a wise old lion we all know well? Parody. Oneshot. Rated T for violence.

Chp 3. While my two class mates teach the 3 kings how to be pimpin, I come up with Plan DAMNS. Decapitate All Mary Noob Sues. NIYAHAHA! Now, Peter.. How bout that sword of yours. Rosey Arbor took and axe. Gave a Sue a 40 whacks. Wait. Shove her in a crate

He sounds like Lucy's ladies in waiting. Edmund thought, shuddering. Suddenly, a young girl in a maroon gown came up riding. Who is this Girl? And what the heck is going wrong in Narnia?

We've seen what happens when a 'Sue enters the storyline of the first book...but what about the other six? Can a Mary Sue survive those? Rated for repeated death of unwanted character.

have you ever read a fic and thought 'how many times are they going to use this plot? Well THIS fanfic makes fun of them ALL! THIS IS A PARODY! IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!

Nikabrik enlists the help of something besides a werewolf and hag... and of course, Peter and Edmund won't have it. Especially knowing the effects said help can have. Rather AU, not meant to be taken too seriously.

An unashamed self insert. I, Pippin Baggins, fall in Narnia at the introduction of Prince Caspian. A problem: I can't remember what happens in the future, and my copy of Prince C is blank. NOT A MARY SUE! If you don't like inserts, DON'T READ, R&R. Humor

Yet another PPC Team has joined the fight. Meet twin Agents as they journey through fanfic, fighting for truth, good writing and all things Canon. Used with permission from Jay and Acacia.

A Miss Cam-authorized OFUM spin-off. Prepare to be welcomed by a sword-fighting mouse and grouchy Marshwiggle, and to meet the acquaintance of the minis! Complete with learning through pain, and a multi-tasking course coordinator.

What advice would dear Uncle Screwtape give Wormwood as he takes on the job of tempting a fledgling authoress? Giftfic for Dearheart

Can Peter and Edmund escape the onslaught of Mary Sues?

UPDATED! Emma-Leeza Smooge is the worst of the worst. She drools over William Moseley's "geeeorgeous aquamarine eyes". She uses paragraphs the size of napkins to describe her disgusting Mary Sues. Her spelling and grammar are enough to...

ok, this gurl like goes to nanria but will she love Peter or Edmund? haha, i suck at summerys, R&R! chap 4 up now! now finshed!11

What happens when Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy find a particularly bad PeterOC Mary Sue story? Rated T for some sexual references. Chapter 6, The Arrival of Leilania Starrisky, is now up! Oh, and I made the Pevensies younger.

Peter speechlessly pointed at the monitor. His finger shook with terror. Peter and Edmund stumble into a site stuffed with slash.

Peter faints. Edmund writes sonnets. Both learn that slash is more than just a fighting move. [HEAVY SLASH BASHING! Rating higher because of subject matter and Edmund's terrible sonnets. Neither of those should be shown to small children.]

I feel like a traitor writing this...but anyway: When Rilian refused, the Lady of the Green Kirtle turned to a different source to help her take over Narnia.

Charn may not have been destroyed in the way you think it was...

Peter and Edmund teach Caspian of a certain person whose name begins with a 'Mary' and ends with a 'Sue.' Poor Caspian how will he cope? AU

There was silence as the book was opened. Then somewhere, a scream pierced the night... They were doomed. MS bashing and lots of humor inside!

Rumors are flying about the Pevensies, and Corin Thunderfist decides to investigate. ::Sequel to Inquiring Minds::

Sick of the ‘girl meets Peter, Edmund, etc. and then they fall in luuurv’ storyline? Feel like giving her a good kick? Well, you aren’t alone...so does Aslan.

Three Authors take it upon themselves to rid Narnia of the frights of fan fiction. This is a self insert story, and none of the mockery is directed at any one person or story. Read and enjoy, comrades!

In the month of October in the tenth year of the Golden Age, the land of Narnia was in the midst of a great battle. . . .

An inside look at the greatest enemy the MarySue industry has ever known: The Canon Keepers! For all SueWannabes, this will open your eyes as to what all MarySues are up against and cause you to question your choice in careers.