A headstrong and slightly sadistic Jounin meets a young girl who refuses to give up. Follow the two as everything doesn't quite happen the way they were supposed to. Centered around Anko and Naruko. AU, female version of Naruto, Shoujo-ai later on.

AR Among the hundreds killed by the Kyuubi, one special girl was also killed. She was not fated to die. Thus the Shinigami gave her a choice, to remain in the realm of the living. Too bad she forgot to ask what the catch was. Abandoned

KureTsuAnkoNaru. Uzumaki Naruto is the hottest eighteen year old Jounin of Konoha. He's in love too? With who? Kurenaisensei, Tsunadebaba and Ankochan of course. What he doesn't know is that they love him too. Can he snag them? STORYLINE CHANGED!

ONESHOT NaruAnko KakaSaku Naruto's been in a daze and Anko's been going on and on about her perfect boyfriend, so Kakashi spies on Anko and Sakura on Naruto. But why are they going to the same place…?