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1. Vampire Proofing by Loopy Looney Charny reviews
Harry decides it is time that the Cullen's house was vampire proof. Has a mention of a male/male pairing, but nothing else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-10-09 - Harry P. & Edward - Complete
2. Unmentionable Bits by Zazzle reviews
Edward Cullen thinks everything is going well. He had just found that he is strong enough to kiss the girl- there's only one problem. That girl isn't a girl, and he has all the requisite...bits. One-shot. Twilight/HP. Rated for adult language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-12-09 - Draco M. & Edward - Complete
3. Things Emmett SHOULD NOT tell the kids at school » by irish-sleep-in-queen reviews
Things he shouldn't say because they'll probably beleive him! Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 8-25-09 - Emmett
4. Theory by AlternativePunk reviews
A funny parody of what should have happened the day Bella figured out exactly what Edward Cullen was... “O-OH MY GOD! I figured it out! SO THIS MEANS THAT YOU…THAT YOU ARE…” --R&R-- Hope this makes you LOL...literally!--
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 64 - Published: 7-21-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
5. Emmett and the Bare by sillybella reviews
For the Twilight Challenges August Challenge, to celebrate the creation of the Emmett AntiDefamation Society, your choice of Emmett opportunities: 1. In Emmett and the Bear, Emmett says, I thought what happened next was my judgment. I'd had a little too m
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 9-1-07 - Complete
6. The Cullen’s Moments of Randomness » by twilight782 reviews
The Cullens have always been quite a stange family, besides the fact theat they are vampires. Now their most embarresing, weird, and craziest moments are revieled in these chpters of petrifyingly funny stories!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 11-12-08 - Published: 7-21-07
7. Intoxicated » by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Bella discovers the positive side of being older than Edward, and decides to have some fun of her own to get back at her vampire sweetheart for not changing her sooner. Rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 1-21-08 - Published: 7-28-07
8. Interupting Bella » by Klutzzy55 reviews
Origanilly a oneshot, but it was hard to resist! How does doghnuts, Rosalie, and hair mix? What is Emmett's blinky thing? Why does Alice despise McDonalds? How can Jasper be a life gaurd? What is Esme better at doing than Carlisle? LOVE REVIEWS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,817 - Reviews: 222 - Updated: 10-30-07 - Published: 6-28-07
9. Down with Aro! » by fanciful.thoughts reviews
After Felix burns Volturi castle down with Aro's curling iron, Aro gets it into his head that they should move to Forks and be neighbors with the Cullens to stalk Carlisle... It all goes to hell from there. Beware, Caius swears a lot... with good reason.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,869 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 3-11-09 - Published: 11-25-08 - Aro
10. The Day Caius Started Taking Yoga Classes » by SulpiciaDoesntApprove reviews
The title says it all. Random stories about the Volturi finding themselves in crazy situations doing things they would never do. Includes philosophic Felix, drunk Sulpicia, speechless Aro and a creepy baby.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 6-22-09 - Published: 3-31-09 - Caius & Aro
11. A Twilight Parody » by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Another comedy arrives on FF! The readers of Twilight will enjoy this unusual take on Edward and Bella's story. WARNING unlike other parodies, this one is actually good and carefully written. No spelling or grammar mistakes here!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 7-28-09 - Bella & Edward
12. Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens » by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 34,818 - Reviews: 1636 - Updated: 8-21-09 - Published: 12-2-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
13. Let's Talk About Sex by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 9-7-08 - Edward - Complete
14. ALICE CULLEN » by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own ALICE CULLEN. Go through the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-8-09 - Published: 5-24-09 - Alice - Complete
15. Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth » by Dani Navy reviews
Bella doesn't care that Edward's gone; as long as she gets her high at night, and doesn't end up in a ditch by morning, she's golden. But Camp Archstone has other plans for her, and that's when Edward comes back. BELLA IS OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 138,569 - Reviews: 1289 - Updated: 6-13-09 - Published: 2-6-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
16. The Secret Life of Emmett Cullen » by ebby 7695 reviews
What does Emmett get up to in his spare time? Pay back and Hilarious material promised. I did not write the Twilight Series, it is Specifically Stephanie Meyers Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 59 - Words: 69,573 - Reviews: 339 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 4-12-09 - Emmett & Edward
17. Emmett and the Alien Invasion by chels926 reviews
It's 1938 and Emmett believes there's an alien invasion when he accidentally listens to a portion of Orson Welles' War of the Worlds on his new Zenith radio. Humorous. All-vamp.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 10-22-08 - Emmett - Complete
18. The Project » by OliviaJane reviews
Alice has a personal project no one knows about. After finding out her cousins Edward and Emmett are moving to Forks she devises a plan to see to it that her best friends Bella and Rosalie fall for them. Will her project be a success? AH/OOC/Award Nominee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,590 - Reviews: 454 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 4-19-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete
19. EMMETT CULLEN » by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EMMETT CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 3-8-09 - Emmett - Complete
20. EDWARD CULLEN » by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 3-6-09 - Edward - Complete
21. Jacob's Zit by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jacob wakes up one day to find... A ZIT! Pure comedy one-shot... Random... but funny... I hope ...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-13-08 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
22. Dear thing » by Nastia Cullen reviews
Edward keeps a diary? Year is 2020. Rated T for later chapters. A little OOC... not much though. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 268 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 12-24-08 - Edward & Bella
23. A Joke by Nastia Cullen reviews
One-shot! Alice plays a little "joke" on Bella! Then Edward comes home... Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-9-08 - Alice & Bella
24. The untold tales of Twilight » by Ame Warashi reviews
Little moments of the Cullen family, from caring about each other to yelling at each other, and everything in between. Read and review! *NO MORE UPDATES*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 27,873 - Reviews: 1535 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 3-5-07
25. TWILIGHT THE MUSICAL » by BrownandBlueEyes reviews
Dancing, Singing, and...James? Oh Boy this can't be good.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,770 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-28-09 - Published: 10-16-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete

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