Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

War is peace, war is chaos, war is logic, war is illogic. What is war? A question that bothers Harry more than Voldemort. When he gets his answer, from the most unexpected person, will he be satisfied?

Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.

One would think Albus would have learned by now, but dispite warnings from other staff members he proceeds to have a staff picnic Muggle style. Will he ever get Severus to be sociable?

Harry Potter receives an unexpected guest in the wee hours of the morning. Not canon.

What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG

Professor Snape's students are out to get him. If only other teachers were as lucky!

This is my version of what would have happened if the hat said Slytherin in the first book. Suck at summaries but read anyway! and please review!

Snape's expertise is needed, but can he be maneuvered into helping? Written before HBP, of course.

I know there are a lot of James-going-into-the future fics flying around, but give this one a shot. From flight to fright to fight! NOW COMPLETE!

Severus Snape keeps getting rudely awakened.

Harry runs away from his parents to find a place where he belongs...Away from home, Harry meets no one other than Voldemort, who becomes the father that he never had. Harry comes to see that the Light aren't all that they appear to be... NOT SLASH

AU. Very, very AU. Voldemort is bored. He demands his death eaters entertain him. Giving Wormtail a wand and permission to do a spell is always a bad idea. Poor Snape...or is he? rated T for vague allusions to adult themes, just to be sure.

So, one day I wake up and I'm no longer anywhere that would be considered reality. I'm in the Harry Potter world. How? Why? Well, I'm not sure, but here's my story. Rating may go up in the future. A Sevitus

Oneshot, inspired by a friend's offhand comment. What WOULD the Dursleys do if Harry had had a twin? Buy a bigger house, perhaps, to have two cupboards under the stairs? They can't escape, no matter how much they'd like to...

After his son's death, Lucius goes to Draco's room to throw away his useless junk, but finds a letter Draco wrote before he died that changes his father's life forever more.

AU OOC. A tale in which Dumbledore makes a tiny mistake that changes Harry's life. COMPLETED

Harry finds Tom Riddle's journal when he's only 4-years-old.

Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...

After Voldemort is gone, the world is saved, and blah blah blah, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Luna all go out to find jobs...how hard could that be? Well, with their reputation, it was not what they thought...

Set in the DT universe. Ah, the horrible time has come, Voldemort has to face his worst fear: giving his twelveyear old heir The Talk.

Voldemort dodges the rebounded killing curse, spots Harry's power, decides to adopt him, and raises him to be evil. Will Harry become evil like he should, or will he turn Voldemort good? Rating changed to PG-13 to be safe

Rating may be subject to change. Another Voldy is Harry's father fic. In the summer after Harry finds out the truth about his parentage, he gets kidnapped by his dear old dad. What will happen now?

ONESHOT. What should have been a dangerous confrontation between two enemies Harry and Draco ended up being the opposite. What will come out of this friendship? NOT SLASH.

ONESHOT. Christmas holiday, Hogwarts, the Order, Harry, Snape, and . . . SNOWBALLS? What happens when Harry decides to start a snowball war?