It's not the power that makes the weapon. It's how you use it.

Growing up Naruto had two father figures: Teuchi of Ichiraku Ramen and the Hokage. What if he had decided to emulate Teuchi rather than the Hokage? Smart/reluctant Naruto

Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

Collections of oneshots about Nanoha, Fate, and their friends... All genres and Random themes.

When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.

Naruto and Killer Bee show what they think of Madara's plan the only way they know how - with gratuitous overkill and excessively enormous explosions. Drabble. Crackfic. Some strong language.

In the Galactic Codex, 278 words are dedicated to the Miracle at Palaven. They could never hope to encompass the despair, the ingenuity, the desperation, the spirit, and the valor of this unprecedented operation. Join historian Arena Nyscirius as she documents the failures and triumphs of what is now considered a major turning point of the Reaper War. Do you believe in miracles?

Sirius is alive and gives Harry some troubling news.

The Philosopher's Stone wasn't the only thing that left the Mirror of Erised. !UPDATES ARE SPORADIC!

Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...

"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frollicing! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

Because it would be just like him to invite not one, not two, but three dragons to their wedding. Oneshot.

For years, the similarities between Lutecia Alphine and Servant Rider have been noted, and for years they have left the masses confused. Now... now, an explanation has finally been found. It involves, as all great explanations do, vodka. Lots of vodka. (Co-written with RadiantBeam)

Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.

One-shots and pieces of fics that I'm posting in an effort to clear the plot bunnies out of my brain. Please adopt!

What happens when the past catches up with someone? Let's find out.

Durring some down time, Harry, Hermione and Ron find some interesting books in the library - Dungeons and Dragons rule books. This is just a one shot.

After the Holy Grail War, Shirou thinks that most of his troubles are over. Let's watch as his ever-growing harem proves him wrong. *Finished... somewhat*

Someone learns rather late in life that they weren't quite what they thought they were.

She was a very disturbed child. Terrible, debilitating nightmares. Hallucinations. Hysteria. She never had a chance at a normal life. But now at least Louise has a chance to summon a beautiful and powerful familiar at the Springtime Summoning Ritual. And somewhere else, a seven year old girl cries for release. Contains scenes of a disturbingly moe/disturbing nature

MIx one gaming convention, a bit of cosplay, and Luna Lovegood and what do you get? An international incident of course. Which, Harry and Hemrione have to sort out. And just who ordered these zombies?

aka 'Wrex catsits'. Post ME1- Shepard had a cat, and after her death over Alchera Wrex turns out to be the only one who can watch the little bugger.

Jack is bored. This is a very bad thing, especially when she's not in the mood to maim, kill, or beat the sh*t out of someone and instead goes exploring and figures out where the ducts lead. Legion had no idea that 'studying Organics' would turn into an experience involving three human females on his rest station, a holo screen, and hours upon hours of banned footage...

With some down time after the Collector base attack, Shepard receives instruction from Samara in a technique of the Justicar. Inspired by a friend on BSN and fellow writer, gearseffect.

It started off as just a joke, but Joker is starting to suspect the commander really does have a collecting problem. Shepard/Tali