Shepards Vocabulary gets Expanded

Connection Series: Tali and Shepard are bored so they decide to take in movie. They never get to watch it thanks to a trailer roughly based on his adventures in 2183. Pretty much the most insane thing I have ever written.

Samara quickly puts a stop to her daughter's attempt to love Shepard to death and the resulting reunion is rather tense, especially with Shepard there saying things no one wants to hear like how being evil doesn't mean you're no longer related...

Reading this may result in a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely. WARNING: Do not ingest while reading this story!

Shepard encounters another form of Reaper Troop...

Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

In which Ra learns that keeping his troops completely ignorant is unfeasible, and some problems never go away.

Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she's the Dark Lord's heir.

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry

A collection of short stories about Vivio living with her mothers, mostly family fluff mixed with some glimpses of NanoFate. Set during and some parts after StrikerS.

Or why Naruto isn't allowed to watch action movies. Crack.

Shirou summoned Saber. And Saber. And Saber. And Saber. Tohsaka is a little jealous.

Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

A student tries to write a paper comparing and contrasting Romance Novels with the genre from which the Icha Icha series comes, but the characters and a novelist hijack the show.

Working Title. Someone give me something better. Pretty much redoing the series Abridged style and with swearing. Bunch of scenes more than a straight storyline. Narutocentric.

With great power comes great responsibility. Unfortunately, no one told Naruto this. When through a bizarre series of events he becomes something much stronger, he will be lead down a path that will define him anew.

What if Strike Witches was a Combiner Mecha Anime?

Sailor Moon used the Silver Imperium Crystal to defeat Beryl. Yep, no doubt. Unlocked the magic inside it? Not so much.

Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

Naruto in an attempt to get people to acknowledge him, purchases a book that change will his life forever. To find acceptance, he unknowingly becomes a super pervert! Possibly AnkoNaruKure/Depends on votes.Its AU so don't flame me for not being canon. Ch5

One-Shot Series. "I beg of you… My slave who lives somewhere in the universe! Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar spirit! I desire and here I plead from my heart! Answer to my guidance!" What else could he do but answer? R&R please.

Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.