The first time Rodney affectionately touched me in public, I was so astonished that he was five insults into the conversation before I was able to catch up. Slash McKaySheppard

John gaped, "your girlfriend told you you couldn't have sex with me?" "Anymore," Rodney appeared to believe this was clarification enough, "My girlfriend told me I couldn't have sex with you anymore." Duet Spoilers, only for mention of Katie Brown, no rea

It was practically pornographic!

Radek has gone in search of an AWOL McKay. SGAHC Challenge.

Ever wonder exactly how McKay got posted to Antarctica? Colonel Carter knows.

Five ways our Rodney McKay didn't die.

I blame my parents for the sense of humor and my hubby for making me watch StarGate religiously.

McKay said he'd had trouble finding a challenging opponent for chess. What about checkers? One shot. Bound to have people laughing. R&R Rated T to be safe language wise.

What went through McKay's and Cadman's minds during Duet? This is the one you've been waiting for, folks... The Date!

Playing with fire is just as dangerous as adding fuel to the flames. Radek gives Rodney a lesson in minding his manners. And Rodney kicks himself for snarking at the wrong time.

A walk in the woods turns up an amazing...amazingly silly, that is...discovery.

Annoying McKay is turned into a child while Teyla is aged in an accident. There are cuddly scenes, banter, insults, vomit, pink shoes, Wraith attacks, headaches, cool toys, infirmary scenes. Everything a human could ask for and more.

They never thought he'd do it. Character Death.

Elizabeth's teasing lands her in a little trouble...McWeir Oneshot.

Citrus allergies, childhood illness and whumping. Mostly Carson, but the whole team is there too. Complete

They couldn't do much more than run. Run like hell no, run FROM hell...

A short McKay centred Trinity episode tag

Rodney is more upset by his mistake in Trinity than Sheppard realizes. Tag to Trinity. COMPLETE.

A reflection on the bloated image of self importance. Rated T for the occasional naughty word.

Sheppard teases and points out the positive. Tag for Duet. Gen.

This is the scene Marla felt was missing from RUNNER! So this is for her. AU

A poem detailing Rodney's neardeath experiences. REALLY RANDOM, but kinda fun.

Trapped in a hole McKay and Sheppard find that their worst enemy is each other dealing with: the dark, the snark and oogling.

Nothing like a little Wraith for a group to go from individuals to a team. This is set between "Hide and Seek" and "Suspicions"

In linguistics, you're taught that it's never JUST semantics.