Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.

Being a short, informal treatise on the nature of relationships and why it amuses us to indulge in blatant perversion. Includes musings on the nature of hearts and Sharingans on silk boxers. You have been duly warned.

Between masquerading as a boy, school, the Shinobi games, an arrogant captain and her crazy friends, it's amazing Tenten can survive. AU. NejiTen.

When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

When Konoha's Kunoichi Preparatory and Shinobi Academy merge, the four commanding 'monarchs' of either school struggle for reign, spectacularly clash, and inexplicably find the enemy attractive. -SasuSaku- -NaruHina- -ShikaIno- -NejiTen-

When the pirates whisked her away, Lieutenant Uchiha Sasuke charged valiantly after his fiancee only to find himself defeated by and prisoner to Haruno Sakura. Now he must choose: Submit, obey, and join or W a l k T h e P l a n k. SASuSAKu NARuHiNA Au

AU. CRACK. Silly Spice. Scruffy Spice. Sleepy Spice. Nice Spice. Cinnamon Spice. Sexy Spice. Smiley Spice. This was one offer Sakura should've refused.

-AU-NARUHINA-SASUSAKU- With a pyromaniac for a roomate, a crush on his fellow schizo, and that peer counselor that just can't stop blushing, Naruto's stay in the teen ward of the local nuthouse proves to be anything but normal.

AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."

Hinata is a wisher. Ino is a liar. Sakura is a magic bean buyer. And me, Tenten? I'm a shrink. A PSYCHOLOGIST. And my newest patient is the most cynical, icecubish, jerky...well, he's Hyuuga Neji. NejiTen

AU. KibaSaku. "I couldn't help but notice that you're gorgeous. Won't you allow me the pleasure of taking your breath away?"

AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.