Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there. A Naruto Starwars Xover.

Each chapter is a separate ficlet or drabble. Written for various things and with a variety of characters. Includes odd ideas and bunnies.

During Harry's sorting the Hat stops it calling for members of the Hogwarts staff and Ministry to discuss the "care" he received at the Dursleys. My take on the Sorting Abuse Challenge from DrgnMstr. HHR HP/HG Harry/Hermione

Voldemort is defeated and life continues on. Whilst his friends seem to have found their paths, Harry feels lost. No job, no significant other anymore, and no idea what he wants to do…until he meets a woman who unwittingly inspires him in a new direction.

Cassie sees someone with an ability like no one else's, and knows that she and Nick need to find him - before Division can make him the super-soldier they've been aiming for for the last sixty years.

At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.

One Shot. Sequel to Jazz It Up. Sometimes, Yamamoto felt like strangling someone. Like tearing out his hair in frustration. Like curling up into a ball under his desk and crying his eyes out. This was one such occasion.

One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn’t even attend her best friend’s funeral. Harry has other ideas.

Harry changes places with a Harry trapped in a world where there is no Boy Who Lived

Harry Potter was not really ready for a family. Who is? This is not really a Harry/Harem story - he doesn't even get laid until the very end of things... But it's funny. I promise.

“I don’t know what moral they teach in this wizarding world...if he thinks that it’s okay to betray his best friend over and over again... Just because he’s Pureblood and well versed in Wizarding society doesn't mean he can step on us" Please Read Review

Upon hearing that Danzo wants to start treating Sasuke like a missing-nin, Sakura and Naruto run off to beg him to reconsider. Perturbed, Danzo points out that he IS a missing-nin and why they have to start acting like it, regardless of nostalgia.

Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…

Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.

After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.

After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."

Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...

Harry is not stupid,but what if for once he stopped to think for himself,for just a moment?Dissatisfied with his current situation he resolves to improve it,to hell with anyone who gets in his way.AU after OOTP. Warning:contains some delicious cliches!

Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.

The power the Dark Lord knows not.

Post HBP Harry is trying to make sense of all that has happened in his life when a certain platinum haired goddess drops by to turn everything upside down.

YAHF. The Scoobies go as members of Hellsing for halloween. Non-cannon femslash alert. THIS WILL BE SOMEWHAT DARK.

A way of clearing plot bunnies away so that I can keep working on my main stories. Now featuring an attempt at an October fic-a-day!