The world confuses you sometimes. It's not like any of the others were that much better prepared. Either way, you're stuck here and there's no turning back. It's time to try your best, and then maybe you can believe it too. Naruto's Point of View.

A collection of one-shots that show how different situations could occur in the real world, rather than the clichéd world of fanfiction. Warning! Parody ahead.

AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!

Gamabunta realised Yondaime's last wish would not be accepted by the villagers, and so gave the baby Naruto to befriend toads, summoned or not. COMPLETELY RE-WRITTEN, IF YOU READ IT ONCE, READ IT AGAIN!

Inspiration strikes in the most odd and inconceivable ways. After seeing a puppet show as a child, Naruto is intrigued and wants to learn the art of puppetry. Slowly, but surely, the puppets will lift from the ground on their strings and dance.

A galactic accident sends an entire Sith fleet four thousand years into the future. From there, Darth Revan is forced to re-establish power and launch war against the empire, while the Rebels are caught between the two Sith forces.

After the Kyuubi is sealed in Naruto, Sesshomaru arives and 'kidnaps' the child so he may become a strong Youkai like the Kyuubi. Naruto trains in the demon arts and returns to Konoha with all sorts of Demon powers. All powerful Naruto. NarutoxRin

The Colonials and rebel Cylon's have found Earth scorched by nuclear war, all their hopes crushed. But one woman appears who could give them a new home...and new hope. SGA/nBSG Crossover. Oneshot. COMPLETE.

When the Colonial Fleet is detected moving towards Earth the SGC investigates, and neither side may find what they expect - or particularly like. AU set after Ark of Truth. SG1/SGA/nBSG ON INDEFINITE HAITUS DUE TO COMPUTER CRASH.

An SG1/Atlantis/Galactica crossover set in 2010.

After waking up on an alternate Earth Harry is tested and experimented on. They tried to turn him into a weapon. But he was no ones weapon. Not anymore. Where does he fit in this new world where things and people are a bit more...ultimate. HP/Marvel xover

After Harry Potter is seemingly executed, the then Minister of Magic crusades to determine the truth. The resulting posthumous retrial of Harry Potter leaves the entire Wizarding World speechless.

In the summer before Harry´s fourth year Sirius makes his godson aware of his social status in the wizarding world.

After the Kyuubi attack, Sarutobi decides to send Naruto away. But the caravan gets ambushed by Rock shinobi, and Naruto's missing. Now twelve years later an insanely strong genin from Iwa enters the chuunin exam. And whats with his claybearing sensei?

Challenge Fic. When the council orders Tsunade to either exile Naruto or have him executed,she decides to leave the village...taking Naruto, Hinta, Shizune, and several valuable items with her... NaruHina Pairing.

It is said that a butterfly flapping its wings in America will cause a hurricane in China. Watch what happens to Naruto as a small change in Jiraiya's wanderings causing huge changes in Naruto's life.

Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?

In the midst of the battle in the Department of Mysteries in Harry's fifth year, he is knocked into a large hourglass and hit with five Killing Curses from the Death Eaters. He wakes up in the streets of an unfamiliar London. Where is he? What happened

Michael Potter is the BWL. Harry is saved from the orphanage by a reformed death eater.

AU. Little Harry Potter knew, the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble freefall at the speed of 8.9 m/s, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them.

Harry is sent to the Dursleys, but due to a natural proclivity for cat animagus transformations, goes to live with the kneazles at Mrs. Figg's a few weeks before he is 2 years old. He spends years as a kneazle, before his association with Ginny Weasley h

Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. AU, no pairings.

A 5th year AU in which Harry ran away from the Dursley's at a young age. Harry will be independant but not too much so. Updates are slow but I vow to finish it eventually

Naruto is saved by the unlikely savior, Qui-Gon Jinn, and is sent to become a Jedi on Coruscant. There, he will learn the ways of the Force, the Jedi, etc. How will the future of the Jedi change with Naruto? Will he follow the path of Light or Darkness?

Keitaro meets a homeless five year old girl holding a mysterious, illegible book. Discovering he is the only one able to read the book, Keitaro is thrown headlong into a battle that commences every thousand years to decide the new King of the demon world.