*ME3 Spoilers* Because Shepard is only human, and everyone cries.

Drabbles written for Wednesday Prompts at the ME Challenge LiveJournal. Short, badly written and mostly stupid. You've been warned. Features a good chunk of Joker, Ashley, Kaidan, Shepard, and James Vega but I make fun of other characters too.

There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of discovering them over and over and over. A series of Shep/Garrus fic-lets.

Snippets of life, the downtime between missions. Highs and lows, tears and laughter. A series of non-chronological but connected fics over the course of three games. Might order chronologically if there's too much time whiplash.

When Shepard strolled into the lounge, wearing civvies and a smile, Garrus knew the time had finally come, whether they were ready or not. She'd lined them up in her scope and was preparing to take her shot.

"I do not believe krogans are in the habit of throwing panties, Tali'Zorah." There is a moment of silence before EDI offers feebly, "That was a joke." Tali and EDI complain about their respective relationship woes. ME3, complete fluff.

She should hate them, but the only anger she feels is towards herself because she wasn't strong enough to save them. One-shot ME2 Mordin/FemShep friendship, post-Arrival.

shepaaarddd. change ur plans. elisive man is in debrief room. patchin him threw

A new ending for the Mass Effect series, Commander Shepard must face down the Reaper horde, and come face to face with the galaxy's deadliest enemy; itself. Note: Indoctrination Theory not used.

John Shepard is about head back to the Omega 4 relay when something happens. He and his crew are teleported back to Virmire where they stumble upon the Normandy SR-1. Confused, he soon finds out that a Jane Shepard is in charge and nothing's as it seems.

With the Reaper War lost, the Cycle is abandoned. New civilisations will rise and maybe this time, it will be enough. AU inspired by From Ashes.

The final installment of the Inglorious Bosh'tets trilogy is here! Will Shepard and Co. prevail against all odds? Will Tali'Zorah finally catch a break from the universe? And most importantly, what colour will the ending be?

Task Force Hydra. The four greatest spec ops troops in the galaxy. Against all foes, their greatest enemy may be themselves. But in times like these, they must fight together or die together. Welcome aboard the SSV Marathon. Welcome to the task force.

The saga of the galaxy's greatest legend is witnessed through the eyes of an unsuspecting observer. But what lies in store for both of them? OC involved!

Liara had never *really* expected to see out the end of her cycle.

Occurs during ME 3 just after the Sanctuary mission. This is what could have happened with Shepard and Miranda.

My Shepard's reaction to a little something Dr. Chakwas said while arguing with Engineer Adams. One-shot. Takes place during ME3.

Our lives have gone from C-Sec detectives on Mass Effect's Citadel to vigilantes taking the law into our own hands, hopefully. Self inserts, guns, explosions, thieves, cops and...a Lamborghini? Sequel to Mass Affect. Violence and Language.

The publication of the Precipice Archives Report for the Third Citadel detailing the events since five billion years ago, how the attempt to save life led to its cyclic destruction, and how this affected the galaxy five billion years later.

This is how it ends for Commander Nicole Shepard. This is how a sin older than knowing is undone. This is a sacrifice none will forget. ME3 ending rewrite/repair job with a mind to character and lore, Liara/femShep, not a one-shot

Happening during the 'Limbo' storyline, 'Meanwhile' is what takes place back on Earth when Grunt finds a small survivor, it's what happens when Liara and Javik attempt to set up a comm station on planet Normandy, and a few other side stories.

Daro'Xen and John Shepard met under grim circumstances, and could have fallen for each other, but can they pursue it? Does Shepard have feelings for Tali? This is their story. AU.

The story of Commander Shepard as he is revived from death. This goes into the depth of my Shepard and I'm going to try and expand upon the events of ME2 and ME3. MShep.Tali, and FShep/Garrus FShep isn't there right away, stay tuned for her .

Repository for another drabble/ficlet collection, this time for Mass Effect stories. We begin with stories about Garrus and Thane, with possibly more to come...

Before Commander Shepard was a Commander there was a little incident called the Blitz. This story details that. Rated T for violence and strong language to occur later. Lots of OCs. PLEASE REVIEW!