Will update this now and again... Not to often though. May be rated M Later

I got this idea from a friend who did something similar on this site. Only hers was a Legend of Zelda version. This highlights the funniest scenes from the Metroid games in a series of oneshots. Enjoy, and please review.

Sergeant Coal has gone home to earth. To be greeted by a girlfriend that he never had. He's soon kidnapped, and he realizes that though he may be on vacation, he still has to save Admiral Dane, help two exiles, and all before dinner.

Three years after the B.S.L. incident, Samus is doing her best to bring down those responsible for their crimes. But now, she's a mother working as a treasury investigator. What the heck is going to happen now! Read and Review.

Excerpts from Kagu's Notebook of Dreams, allowing limited insights into Taol, the creator of life as Torina knew it. Before it was destroyed that is.

It's been one month since the incident on the BOTTLE SHIP and Samus is having trouble putting the past to rest. Back then, she'd been unable to act, unable to stop what had happened. Can she regain her confidence? PTSD Awareness. For ParadiseAvenger.

An early attempt by a younger me to write a novel loosely based within the Metroid universe.

The Space Pirates' ultimate weapon escapes captivity. But with the X roaming the universe, things aren't much better outside the containment tube. Accepting OCs-send in description of species, appearance, personality, powers

Ridley has lost one too many times but HOW can he defeat that bounty hunger

Samus, years after the events of Metriod:Fusion, finds that even on a team, the feeling of solitude is quite possible.

A biography of my Metroid OC, Maximus Kolan, explaining his basic origin Updated version, previous story was the original draft .

The story of Metroid Prime 2 Echoes, as told from the perspective of famous bounty hunter Samus Aran.

The story's always more interesting when it's about the villains. Throughout the series, Ridley sorely wishes this were not true. See what the pirates do behind the scenes on Zebes, Tallon IV, Aether, SR388 and the like; it all makes him hate life more.

After Samus is captured by Meta Ridley, the hesitation to kill each other soon turns into an emotion that the two of them would have never expected. SamusxMeta Ridley. Rated T for some minor swearing and agnsty situations. Please R&R

A little parody of the last bit of Other M. T for safety.

Samus Aran has gone missing while on a mission to a distant planet. Her son, Cyrus Aran, a bounty hunter in training, is determined to find her. He travels across the galaxy to find her, only to be brought face to face with the thing that destroyed her.

A visitor from Earth seeks to discover the history of an alien armor suit he wears- which brings him to the former location of planet Phaaze.

A collection of brief oneshots about a collection of various places.

An intercepted call for help takes Samus Aran to the unremarkable planet of Tallon IV, and sets off one of the most memorable jobs of her career. A novelization of the Nintendo game, Metroid Prime.

The hunger of a Metroid is a powerful thing. Post-Fusion Originally published November 2005.

A fairly short story set a year after the original Metroid, but not in the same universe. A brief exploration of how even great tragedies can produce great things, and how the opposite is also true. Originally published December 2005.

This is the story of a Federation Marine called Zev Asho, and his life is a twisting path through many different aspects. To if you read this, then buckle up, hold on, and be ready to delve deep into the world of Metroid from a soldier's perspective.

There is no rope leading out. There's no trap door to find, no map to show the way. And here I am, in the middle of it all. Piss me off and I'll drag you in with me. I have nothing left to lose. My name is Samus Aran. This is where you'll find me.

After the end of Metroid Fusion, Samus is propositioned with another mission, one that will see her sent to the mysterious planet known as "SR-571". What will she discover in this strange new world? Rated T for action and violence.

Trapped on the Bottle Ship amid a platoon of faceless, identical soldiers, Samus slowly begins to lose her mind. Follows Samus throughout her mission on the Bottle Ship, playing with the idea of the Deleter.