I really am a sick crazy bastard.

It is the year 2972 and the world is in ruin. All cities are ruled by a ruthless, dictatorship government known only as P.O.N.G. Their death tournaments are feared above all else by Earth's population, but there is a glint of light in the darkest night.

This paddle's out for blood! Rated M for wild Paddle ultra-violence!

The joy of the game.

I couldn't believe there was a Pong category. Had to take advantage. This is funny and depressing. EVERYONE SHOULD READ AND REVIEW THIS.

Behold the astounding adventures of Paddle through the magical world of magic. R/R

The spaces between moments at the Corner Street Italien Resturaunt are filled with the sounds of eating. Woga Woga. There needs to be a pac-man section

A Pong Lemon, need I say more? You know you just have to read it.