She was the only one able to soothe the beast. At least, for now. HadesEthel, pre-movie, AU, oneshot. Gift for Berry's Ambitions.

In which Stabber tries to educate Hansel in the ways of First-Aid. Who knew safety training could be so dangerous? Mentions of Letch/Stump and Chameleon/Missy. My half of a story trade with hunterstrain-13, one-shot.

Bits and pieces of life in the hills. Fun, sad, humourous, romantic, fluffy!

Stop me if you have heard this one. A mutant and a young woman meet in the mines...

I was not going to let them get me. Not me, not today. That was not gonna happen. AU. Letch/girl!Stump, Chameleon/Missy. Rating will eventually go up.

A light is brought to long-forgotten emotions, only to diminished altogether. Implied Hades/Ethel, dark drabble set shortly after the first film's ending.

A mother always knows best. Big Mama Knows best when it comes to these things and what Big Mama says goes. Brenda sees that now. Mild references and language for rating.

My half of a trade story with Berry's Ambitions. Missy/Chameleon. Bath time for a reluctant mutant. Can Missy persuade him to wash behind the ears?

Missy and Amber have been living in the mines for months, and now they finally get to meet Jupiter's Clan. LizardxBrenda, PlutoxOC, and GogglexOC.

Something small, pink, and rectangular caught her eye. She stopped dead in her tracks. Lizard/Brenda. One-shot fluff.

My name is Amber. My parents were killed on a military mission to Sector 16 in the New Mexico desert. No one told me what happened, but I saw their bodies. There is something bad out there, and I am going to go find it. And kill it. GoggleAmber, AU

New Year's Eve is overrated. Lizard/Missy, one-shot.

Doug, Brenda, and Bobby go back to where the nightmare occurred. They, along with a team of National Guardsmen, head back into the fray, looking over their shoulders and fighting for their lives against the same enemy that took their family from them only a year ago. Doug/Brenda and Napoli/Amber.

Title inspired by Buddy Stuart song. A series of drabbles dedicated to the various pairings of the New Mexico hills and beyond. If you're not willing to sound stupid, you're not worthy of falling in love. Updated sporadically. Suggestions welcome!

Niamh's plans are interrupted when she, her brother and their friends are attacked by a group of mutants. Will she survive living a harsh life in the desert or will she suffer the same fate as many have before her... LizardXOC AU

Lizard and Chameleon make small talk. Drabble, dialoguefic.

Chameleon's thoughts and actions after Hades took Missy away. One-shot.

The title says it all. Just Chameleon's feelings during the whole encounter before he was beaten away by papa Hades. ChameleonXMissy

With their ladies out trick-or-treating with the kids, Doug invites his friends over for a night of Halloween fun. What happens when they find a game under the title of 'Slender? One-shot, pure crack.

Pre-apocalyptic story whose hero is very slightly reminiscent of Doug in Hills Have Eyes but it's not really him, a plot reminiscent of Book of Eli. Travel through a betrayal, imprisonment, an arranged marriage beneath falling stars/breaking moon/darkening sun.