If she wants me, she'll go after me, and I'll wreck her forever. Lizard/Brenda, one-shot, AU.

She's no better than a little girl with a crush. Chameleon/Brenda, one-shot, total AU.

Title inspired by Buddy Stuart song. A series of drabbles dedicated to the various pairings of the New Mexico hills and beyond. If you're not willing to sound stupid, you're not worthy of falling in love. Suggestions welcome!

Lizard cursed Goggle to hell and back again for not doing his damn job. : Co-Written with a Friend :

Title makes it pretty obvious. I've roped our favourite duo into signing a contract that requires them to respond to your questions, no matter how obscene. Lizard will be in charge of answering them. A spoof with canon references.

Tears run freely, tracing a trail engraved into her flesh like an ancient riverbed. Only the desert can make the river flow. Lizard/OC

Missy never felt comfortable with fuzzy feelings. Until now, of course. Completely AU, fluffy one-shot. Borders on mature.

The clans are in disarray after the announcement of Alex's pregnancy. Living with the mine clan, Alex is doing her best to adjust, but as the infighting gets worse, she begins to question all her choices.

My name is Amber. My parents were killed on a military mission to Sector 16 in the New Mexico desert. No one told me what happened, but I saw their bodies. There is something bad out there, and I am going to go find it. And kill it. GoggleAmber, AU

Niamh's plans are interrupted when she, her brother and their friends are attacked by a group of mutants. Will she survive living a harsh life in the desert or will she suffer the same fate as many have before her... LizardXOC AU

Chameleon wasn't prepared for this - his mate screaming, wishing for her death, throwing things, craving chocolate, and telling him with pleading eyes to go to Jeb's gas station. To get her...feminine products. ChameleonMissy, oneshot

I never thought I would ever see the day when my life would be threatned by hill-mutants. Crap summary, genre and rating may change.

Lizard saves children for the Test Village family... some most likely disturbing times are bound to ensue. How's Lizard gonna cope with kids, even when they grow up? Extreme AU. Surprise pairings in the future! :D

She's...interesting. And just for thinking that, Letch wants to ram his head into something. Hard. LetchAmber, oneshot

One snarky cannibal plus a mild-mannered tech geek equals iPod shuffle challenge. Of course. Slash!

Lizard is fourteen and gets his first kiss. This is the first part of a saga that I will continue if you guys think I should.

When Aysel, a mutant loner who has managed to stay out of a clan for years, kills the man who Jupiter's clan depends on for food, will she be able to escape Jupiter's wrath, or will she suffer a fate worse than death?

What would have happened if Lizard didn't kill Lynn but took her as a captive?

Missy and Amber have been living in the mines for months, and now they finally get to meet Jupiter's Clan. LizardxBrenda, PlutoxOC, GogglexOC, and kinda ChameleonxAmber

Goggle's job was only to watch and report. However, he couldn't help it if the lenses of his binoculars fell upon something particularly enchanting, even if it only lasted a day. GoggleBrenda, oneshot

Eilonwy is Jeb's "niece". After some crazy things go down, and she's left alone, will she stay in the hills? Of course-she's not really alone. Plutoxoc

She was different from the rest. Of course he had to have her - who could truly blame him for taking her? One-sided Chameleon/Missy, set during the second film, one-shot.

AU. Siblings Jen, Percy and Wynter decide to escape from their abusive parents once and for all, boarding a plane to America to stay with long lost relatives. But things take a turn for the worse when the plane crashes onto unknown land. Pure horror fic.

Cameron Grey Bukowski Seventeen years old, Dougs sister, Bobby & Brendas best friend. On her way to San Diego with her brother and friends for their parents 25th anniversary Stopped in the middle of nowhere for gas What could go wrong?COMPLETE!SEQUEL SOON

The only thing worse than being lost in the cold is having a heart of ice. But life wasn't always like that. Once upon a time, things were good, and at the most unexpected of moments does he remember. Pre-movie drabble with some fluff, Lizard-centric.