Bored with his human centipede experiments, Dr. Heiter decides to stop loathing human beings and starts trying to act like one. Needless to say, he fails miserably.

Human Centipede 2, edited to be kid friendly, which means numerous changes had to take place from the source material.

What if Jenny hadn't gotten blood poisoning and she and Lindsay had somehow managed to detach themselves from Katsuro and each other? How would their lives be, coping with the traumatic experience that had happened to them in Germany? And what if there was a new threat, trying to re-enact it?

What if Dr. Heiter wrote an article or book on his "pets"? Perhaps it would look something like this... Just a little fun for Dr. Heiter fans...;D

After Heiter was forced to watch his pet die once again, he opens his eyes to find himself in the pool room. Somehow, he'd managed to live. And there was another person, who'd also survived, though perhaps not for long. Lindsay/Heiter, oneshot. Happens between The Beginning, and Infection.

Something was pulling at him, pleading. It wasn't just the voice itself, it was something else. It wasn't like his body was moving of it's own accord, but more like something was in his head, forcing him to move.

A haiku summary of sorts of The Human Centipede: First Sequence .

This is how it all started, how the man named Heiter got the idea to make the Human Centipede.

Jenny was more than her best friend. Lindsay's thoughts not in first person on Jenny's death. Not graphic and probably not very good, but I wanted to get my writing out. Read the author's note inside for more details. Rated T just in case.

Sometimes, even though it's wrong, it feels right. Heiter/Lindsay, oneshot.

Abby came to Germany for her own reasons. She didn't expect to be picked up by two Americans, drugged/kidnapped, then question whether the madman responsible for her predicament was actually mad. But reason is overrated and centipedes make bad pets.

Drabble of the last segment's final moments.

A semi-prequel to The Human Centipede 2 Full Sequence from Martin Lomax's POV. One-shot.

She hated him. With every fiber of her being she hated him. But whenever he brings that stupid thing out, she starts to question why. Oneshot. Lindsay/Heiter. Warning: Strong language

Sometimes he wondered why he even bothered. Oneshot, Heiter/Lindsay

One-shot: Lindsay has gone crazy after too long with Dr. Joseph Heiter...talk of violence and sexual themes

Oh, believe it. Chester A. Bum has taken the audacity to review this vile and sick movie beyond belief.