Moving can be hard. Especially when you're moving to a new state and don't have a fuckin' clue who anyone is and where everythings at. Luckly, the good 'Ol Quick Stop Clerks are willing ta help ya out. OC Sory

Nothing short of an atoic bomb can wake Jay up. Rated T for language.

Sing to the tune of "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees

Randal comes out to Dante in a way only Randal could.

Justice gets out of jail and goes to see Jay and Silent Bob again. Jay/Justice. One-shot.

Short random fan fic based on the kevin smith Q&A session from Evening Harder when he talsk about religion. Don't read if you haven't seen this clip. Strong language

Jay and Silent Bob form an unlikely friendship with Elias due to their shared faith in the Lord. With this new friendship formed, Jay and Bob decide to help Elias out with his love life...Elias/Randal and Jay/Bob. Warning; Slash and foul language.

Dante decides to commit suicide with presumably hilarious consequences. Based largely on the cartoon.

Set after Clerks. Dante's drunk out of his mind, and Randal is there to listen to it all, among other things. DanteRandal, slash, oneshot

It is a typical day in Jersey when Silent Bob shows off his emotions for his Ex girlfriend that may shock Jay forever. My first Oneshot.

Just like the title. A small collection of short, pointless haikus for Clerks and maybe Clerks 2.

The first volume in my Chasing Amy follow up, Returning Amy

From the day he met Banky, he was very aware that this boy was not like the macho homophobic image he presented. Chasing Amy, oneshot.

Clerks the First. DanteRandal. Thoughts, fantasies that had chased around his mind come screeching into reality and it takes all his composure to process what's going on.

customers suck. [ slash. dante randal. for neofox. ]

A new girl comes to Leonardo and wins the heart of our beloved Jay, but this is a Mary Sue, so it can never be that simple.

[Clerks] Dante always seems to be the one who gets the interesting customers...until tonight, that is...

Chasing Amy: During the missing year at the end of the movie, Banky goes through a lot of changes. Banky x Hooper.

your voice is everything. [ slight slash. dante randal. ]

Songfic&Oneshot. The truth behind Bankys loathing of Holden dating Alyssa.

Steve Dave and Walt, up close and WAY too personal. But their adventures are strange enough for their own TV show...good thing that will never happen though.

Chasing Amy fic. HoldenBanky. Let's pretend Holden and Alyssa had gotten together. Let's pretend Holden still wasn't happy. Let's pretend Banky still loved Holden.

A night at the arcade. One-shot.

Banky's sick and Holden trys to help. From Banky's P.O.V. Bad summary.

There's a thunderstorm going on, and Banky's afraid. Bad summary. Better story. NO SONG FOR ONCE! From Banky's p.o.v. One of my better fics.