Typical Sandsian fare. I'm a first time writer. Please correct the Spanish!

Sands is on a quest for the perfect puerco pibil.

Sands is brought back to the States by the CIA and is forced to adapt to a new life. But Sands doesn't plan on making it easy for anyone involved, especially for Dr. Charlie Macintosh, his new doctor and target. SandsxOC.

An adventure romance about a girl and a spy? Count me in! I stink at summaries so please read!

Sands Angst. It could be the beginning of a story or it could just be one explanation of what makes Sands who he is and why he seemed to understand El. Because you're already dead...

This is a series of vignettes I'm writing of scenes missing from the film and from the life of Sands. I feel like writing some short stories about my favorite character. Enjoy!

Sands sets out to get revenge on the Barillo Cartel, but someone gets in the way of his plans. Please review if you want me to contimue the story.

After Sands loses his eyes, he's taken to Maria's home for patching-up. Now accused of going rogue, he can't deny, he needs help laying low. With Maria Salazar by his side, he tries his best to keep from being hunted by his own agency...and runs

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SHELDON JEFFREY SANDS unit! Here's your giude and manual! Enjoy! 8D

The shoot-out at the village, by General Marquez, from El's POV. Oneshot. Lots of Spanish, so use a translator.

Everyone's favorite agent has a bit of morbid fun...

Agent Sands has got himself into a pickle as always, but will the one person he needs most from his past be willing to help him, and will she give up everything she has built for her new life to return to him? SandsXOC

Lorenzo, Fideo, and Sands think back on their first impressions on El Mariachi. One-shot. Implied slash of Sands/El. Based off of the literary style of Flowers on the Grass.

Agent Sands/OC. Alexandra is more than a match for Agent Sands and his scheming. So what happens when they team up?

"I don't even want to have this conversation with you," Sands rolled away from him so his back was the only thing El saw. "Why not?" "Because you're going to get distracted half-way through, due to you're A.D.H.D..." NOT SLASH ONESHOT.

What caused Agent Sands to end up in Mexico? The answer is actually quite simple: he did, because Sands plays the game by rules he set up a long time ago.

A fic about Sands' childhood and why he, like, NEVER smiles happily.

El&Carolina short poem I wrote for english class

El swore there would never be another woman for him. And there wasn't. Slash. El/Sands

the title says it all. This story is based off of Jacques Cartwright's story 'Resignation'.

Tara Alyss had died a little, after what happened in Gotham. She just couldn't stay there, she couldn't finish her medical degree, she couldn't be a coroner, She couldn't even think. And so she ran...all the way to Mexico.

This is a songfic from Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands' POV a few scenes later in the movie after his eyes get removed. Rated: T for language

El's got a question to ask - my first attempt at OUaTiM fandom. Rated T for slash and some swearing.

CIA agent Sadie Carter is sent to stop the Barillo cartel and keep an eye on Agent Sands, but pretty soon things go wrong and they end up working together...SandsxOC.

A poem describing Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands!