Welcome to the Wild West. A land of ruthless bandits, mad inventors, annoying bison and an adventure waiting for its unlikely hero. A mysterious masked vigilante, perhaps? Nope. A noble, clever Indian? Not even close. An endlessly curious albino pirate with his trusty dodo and questionable amount of common sense? Perfect. Story #6 of the Piratesverse. Cover by Chill13.

Since confessing his love to his trust first mate, the Pirate Captain and the Pirate with a Scarf have been keeping their relationship from the rest of the crew, the younger pirate fearing what they would all think of them if they knew. Now, the time has come for the two of them to finally reveal to them their biggest secret. Just your general Scarftain fluff. I own nothing.

When The Pirate with a Scarf's past comes back to haunt him, along with the black spot and a crush that just won't go away on a particular Captain. He feels like his life just can't get any worse. But little does he know that it can...

He wasn't sure how he got there, but maybe on board of this Pirate ship he could find the adventure he was looking for. Or rather, how did the Pirate Captain ever meet his First Mate? A prequel to the series with minor Pirate CaptainX Pirate with a Scarf moments.

When a simple prank goes terribly wrong and one of the pirates is hurt there's only one man who can help. But can he muster up the courage to try?

Something that the Pirate Captain and the pirate with a scarf were completely unprepared for may change their lives. Scarftain one-shot.

Just short Pirates: Band of Misfits stories. Taking place before, during and after the movie, focusing on all characters and various genres. Please read and review for adventure, humor and of course, ham.

A story about a young girl who dreams of being a pirate. She also has paint in her hair. When Brioney Flint (a.k.a The Pirate with Paint in her hair) is rescued by the Albino pirate and The Pirate with the Scarf she finds a new life away from the worries of her last home - The Foundling hospital. Things seem great for her Until Queen Victoria finds out about the Blood amulet...

It's the night before St. Valentine's Day, and the Pirate with a Scarf is utterly depressed because this holiday always reminds him of his unrequited love for the Pirate Captain. However, after a little bit of pep talk from his oblivious captain, he decides to drop him a little hint by buying him a simple little gift. I know, I suck at summaries. XD LOL

In the pirates' world, interesting secrets have a habit of coming to light. And sometimes, the world becomes so much better when they do. Story #5 of the Piratesverse. Rated T just to be safe.

"I'm looking for a family. You haven't seen an extra one lying about, have you?" A story of how the pirates came upon the youngest member of their crew.

The Pirate with the Scarf seriously dislikes the Captain's decision to invite Charles Darwin to join their crew. But during a battle with a colossal squid something unexpected happens.

The pirate with the scarf gripped the freezing railing, staring out into the empty ocean. It was a cold a night as any in winter and he had to tug his worn navy coat tighter around his thin frame. Stars twinkled in the dark sky. Roars of laughter and snatches of shanties wove their way through the air like smoke.

El mayor temor del Pirata de Curvas Sorprendentes se cumple.

It's a cold dark night in late December, and it's quite near Christmas, and the Pirate Captain, as normal, wants to keep the good old traditions going. Shameless Scraftain fluff.

Scarf is about to go to bed when the rest of the crew joins him on deck to get away from The Pirate with an Accordion, who won't stop snoring. One-shot fluff. Starts off Scarf/Curvaceous.

The Pirate Capitan and Cutlass Liz are forced into an Alliance after some events that require action. Two of Capitan's Crew, Plus all of Liz's crew have been kidnapped by a mysterious Cad. Who is it? What are they After? Will the Alliance be enough to save the crews? Read to find out. Pirate Capitan/Cutlass Liz and Number 2/Surprisingly Curvasious Pirate. K Plus for now.

When a certain height-challenged emperor attacks his ship, the Pirate Captain will have to pull off his craziest gambit yet to save Europe from this new threat. A gambit which involves passing off an island of cutthroats as the most romantic city in the world. Man, Europe's in trouble. Story #3 of the Piratesverse.

Sometimes it's hard being a pirate. Take one wrong step and you could end up tangled in a web of intrigue, kidnappings, lost memories and a centuries-old war. Just ask our favorite band of misfits. And remember...there can be no order without chaos. Story #2 of the Piratesverse.

Fifteen different ways the Motley Crew and friends... and enemies... end up snogging, smooching, locking lips, oscultating, making out, puckering up or pecking each other. Pairings are Surprisingly/Albino, Scarftain, BlackCutlass and Charles/OC.

The Pirates have an adventure that involves magic. Light-hearted chapter story that will later involve adventure, mystery, and treasure. Based on books rather than movie.

Pirate Captain confesses his deep like of Pirate with a Scarf. Humorously over-the-top, wouldn't-ever-happen scandal occurs. R&B soundtrack recommended!

The pirates go on an adventure with mermaids.

"It was only proper, the Pirate Captain reasoned, to pay a visit to Mr. Darwin." But it certainly wasn't that simple. Because that by itself would have made a lousy adventure, wouldn't it? Story #1 of the Piratesverse.

What led Albino Pirate to join the Pirate Captain's crew? Was it the ham? The grog? The exotic diseases? Or was it something else entirely? One-shot.