"Somebody, hold me too close. Somebody, hurt me too deep. Somebody, sit in my chair, and ruin my sleep, and make me aware of being alive" -Stephen Sondheim, Company.

Audrey and Seymour have left Skid Row and their worries behind. They are happily married and are living in their own little house, Audrey is about 3/4 months pregnant, but will there be trouble in paradise?

"On impulse, I take my second risk in as many days and reach for his free hand. His eyes widen, as I hesitate in front of him... we're closer than we've ever been before." Audrey/Seymour

When Audrey's sister and Seymour's brother get hired to take over Mushnik and Son's, they find out secrets that will help them unravel the truth of what really happened before, during, and after their siblings' deaths.

The morning after the night Audrey dies and Seymour has to feed her body to Audrey Two. I apologize if I got Patrick Martin's dialogue wrong, and as always, none of these characters are owned by me.

One-shot. Seymour feeds Orin to Audrey Two. Basically the scene that's going on during the Act I Finale, with some stuff added. None of the characters are owned by me.

The Audrey II has been destroyed, and Audrey and Seymour are ready to leave their pasts behind them. Seymour goes about planning his new life with Audrey, with a few suprises in mind.

The plant was destroyed, the shop in ruins, but this isn't quite the end. SeymourxAudrey drabble.

This is the same person who formerly wrote for "BoomerBabe13" (see a few stories below). I, uh, forgot my contact information and had to make a new account *blushes*. I will be adding new installations to this story routinely, so keep reading! Thanks XOXO

The first meeting of Seymour and Audrey. I was bored and thought this would be fun.

"Then, something for Audrey began to feel wrong. The kiss abruptly became rough. Seymour's body was starting to crush her, his hands had this tight grip on her arms, and he was biting at her lip, to the point where he was drawing blood."

An Audrey drabble

After being eaten by our favorite man- eating plant Audrey II, Audrey wakes up from a deep sleep. She remembers everything... up to her death. So when she finds herself in a new form, in a new place, with a new terrible predicament, without her soul-mate Seymour, she has to pick up the pieces. Her problem? Audrey is now Audrey I, reborn as a plant herself!

Seymour and Audrey's kids discover a strange and interesting new plant by accident...

Little Shop Of Horrors is Crystal, Ronette, and Chiffon telling the story of Seymour and Audrey. Here I tell the story of Crystal, Ronette, and Chiffon.

You can almost guess what this is about...I wondered why Audrey II spoke with a deep male voice.

And AU where, in the midst of her relationship with Orin, Audrey meets the awkward Seymour at her High School Valentine's dance. Includes Audrey, Seymour, Orin, and some Ronette. Only one or two swear words. This is my first LSOH story, so please no mean reviews please

A brand new series of short stories and drabbles! Even more SeymourXAudrey and Audrey II evil is on the loose in this installment. Various shorts, with some based on both the darker stage version and some on the theatrical version of the musical. Rated T for certain stories' themes and minor language. Read and review!

My take on Seymour Krelborn's early life. K because I don't know how much swearing may go on.

When a female pod surfaces, Trina Krelbourne falls in love with it. However, this plant is stranger than ever, and enjoys their drinks in a red cup...of blood!

Crystal, Chiffon, and Ronnette have a plan for getting Seymour to admit his feelings to his blonde coworker. It doesn't involve saying a word, just a song from them and something else only he can do. An alternate universe songfic with our favorite nerd and blonde shophands.

Summer inside

Seymour declares his love for Audrey before Audrey II even begins to speak. But can such a love survive with Orin Scrivello still alive?

Who doesn't want to watch Seymour deal with his sexual attraction to Audrey? Funny! Rating is just safe. It's cute. I promise!

25 one-shots or drabbles from 25 prompts, taking place all over the Little Shop worlds. Mostly Audrey/Seymour right now, although everyone will be featured at some point.