When Tick is offered to take his show girl routine on a cruise ship, no way is he sailing solo! Climb on board with the gang get set for a fabulous adventure with songs, sailors and all sorts of high jinxes.

"Adam didn't understand. He'd been watching Tick and Bernadette circle around each other for years and this was the inescapable conclusion: Adam was, in fact, incapable of understanding."

A short three-shot in which the characters examine the meanings behind their names.

On the way back to Sydney after their stay at Alice Springs, Tick thinks about Benji, parenting and Felicia. Weird he/she moments abound. Benji plays with a firetruck. Tick drives the bus. Adam gets hit on.

Some wounds even time can't heal. Then all you can do is hold them, comfort them and try and kiss it better. Rating for some language and some themes.

'There is something about the way he is sitting there, curled up and miserable by the campfire, that provokes an unwilling twang of sympathy from me.' Bernadette's thoughts after Adam's attack in Coober Pedy.

Two words Tick never thought he would hear coming from Adam's mouth.

A day out with Benji to Luna Park? Easy. A day out to Luna Park with Benji and Adam? Not so much. Tick learns six lessons in being a dad. How hard can it be to control Adam on a sugar high in the middle of a theme park?

Coober Pedy would not soon be forgotten. By any of them, but most of all Adam.

"I first saw 'em back in Sydney, before I went over to Vietnam..." Bob discovers the delights of Les Girls and has a close encounter of the drag kind ...

Once upon a time in 'the toughest little town in Australia' ... a young Frank longs for something - or someone - to come and liven up his boring life. Be careful what you wish for ...

Returning from Alice to Sydney with a pair of troublemakers and a bright pink bus, Tick is starting to realise that home isn't necessarily a place ... maybe, instead, home is someone you love.

The aftermath of the Coober Pedy fiasco: Adam's messed up. Tick's just plain furious. And Bernadette's asleep. An ending ... or a beginning?