Hot Blades Harry and Little Becky Two-Shoes have a talk down in the hideout.

-or- Five times Barrel tried to tell 'I love you' to Lockstock, and One time Lockstock understood. Features a creepy, clueless Barrel, and a oblivious Lockstock.

"Well, if…if I was your mommy, I would take you to school, and cook you breakfast, and buy you pretty dresses, and brush your hair –" "Wow! Mommies do all that?" "They should, Hope. They should." Penelope Pennywise isn't planning on celebrating her birthday. But she gets a present anyway.

Rebecca is the daughter of well to do restroom attendants of Public Amenity #14. What happens when they allow people to use it for free? This is based on a character analysis I wrote for the character when I did the production last year. Rated K plus for brief mention of death.

We all know and love the Bobby Strong of the revolution, but who was he before that? Sort of an experiment, just kind of getting fun ideas out. On hiatus.

B/H - A short look into Bobby's thoughts after the Act One Finale.

One of the poor reflects on the importance of a certain word.

Note: I have been coerced into posting this by my good friend Jenna. It is the "backstory" of my ensemble character in Urinetown as determined by us. Others are welcome to read it, but please do not spam me for being Mary-Sue as that is the whole point.

One day, Cladwell gets an idea... the UGC will make a propaganda-filled movie for themselves! Can they do it when Lockstock thinks it's a stage play, Fipp thinks it's a campaign ad, and Mrs. Millennium's eyebrows scare small children? Rated to be safe.

The story of Billy Boy Bill and his little sister, and how Officer Lockstock changed their lives forever...

URINETOWN as the title suggests Song parodies. Yeah...too tired to make this summary totally awesome....Gurgle...hehe....gurgle is a funny word....

Little Sally asks Lockstock and Barrel about love one night while standing in line for the amenity. Neither seems too thrilled with her. Slight implied Lockstock/Barrel. One-shot.

Josephine Strong is confronted by Lockstock and Barrel, and talks to Little Becky Two-Shoes about her husband. Rated T for slight adult themes. Joseph Strong/Josephine Strong.