Giving birth to a baby in like... I don't know... A friggin' day? *jaw drop* Now, that's one amazing Mary-sue!
I was laughing like hell through out, especially when you described this(Thank goodness for copy and paste):
" “Oh, Arty Miss...” Desdemona said, gazing into the depths of his eyes with love, lust, affection, compassion, adoration, admiration, adulation, fondness, tenderness, devotion, passion and ardour. Artemis looked back into her azure, blue, cobalt, cerulean and sapphire eyes. He felt like he was drowning in them, in those beautiful eyes. He was swimming around, so lost. Yet he felt so safe with Desdemona. He immediately fell in love with this beautiful girl. Then they brought their lips together in a passionate, fervent, ardent, zealous and fiery kiss, and Artemis felt like he was floating around in space. Suddenly Desdemona conjured up a bed from nowhere (she has such superb magic!) and this immediately became a PG-13 fic."

I mean seriously! What colourful eyes...

Well done, mate! Kudos to you! *gives standing ovation*

Inosha

oh god, I can't express how awesome this is lol ^_^

Muahahahahahahahaha.

The not-so-ironic bit is that 'Desdemona' means 'misery'...for the readers, that is.

Arty-poo? Arty Miss Fool?
Where do you come up with this?
I think I just died from laughing so hard! My sister must think I'm crazy.
keep writing!

Lol!
That is so funny!
Kinda weird though.
And I actually felt embarrassed for Artemis.
What is a Mary Sue? (Sorry I'm new to the world of fanfic)

Just a little exaggerated, yeah...i loved it!

Yay!Destroy the Mary-Sue!^^

Here's your POSITIVE MILLION! reviews, now update!

That was so funny! My brother thought I went crazy because I laughed so hard when I read this. People who flame this story have no imagination and don't know what Mary-Sue bashing is (hence the name) and probably don't have lives. This got put on the list for the Orion Awards, you know, and if you haven't heard of them you haven't heard of the greatest Artemis Fowl fanfiction ever written. I also read your profile, and if you happen to read this, please don't leave! There aren't many decent fanfictions here to read!

I think I died...
Really, you're killing me here.
I just about choked on my food.
The scary thing is, I can't count the number of stories that have some element of this in it.

This is great, but you know you can delete anomynous flames, right?

now, I know you dislike flaming but, in my opinion, if people didn't flame then authours would place absolute rubbish on the site.

I have too say, that is absolute RUBBISH

The characters are not consistant in ANY way. Foaly is not crazy. The chances of Artimes becomming a normal person are about 1/9 ... you get the picture. Oh, and on that subject you should not spell words with too many of those col vowles - its annoying (as showed here).

I apologise if my flame has hurt your emotions, but it had to be done.

Oh, and I also appologise if you are below the age of 8. Just do not show it too your English teacher (hah hah).

Hahaha, you deserve a hug! *hugs* Good job, I lurbed it!
-Sarah

Okay, if anyone flames you for this wonderfully brilliant work, they either a)have no sense of humor or b) didn't get that it was to poke fun at Mary-sues, and was supposed to be slightly weird and freak people out and OOC and all that. I love it! It both bashes Mary-Sueism AND tastes good with milkshakes - *cough*, I mean, is humorus and gets the point across.

Dark Dreams,
Lady of Faerie

This was halarious! I was laughing out loud. I'm really sad you're leaving *Sobs*

*sniff*good*sniff*bye!

~Lori

*sobs*