THIS IS SO SEXUALLY STAISFYING IN SO MANY GOOD WAYS.

LMAO

i adore this! pure genious XD

I have never laughed so much in years! This is just a piece of very well written comedy, and it's just my thing. Perhaps it is that everything sounds much smarter in rhymes, but this was genious^^

*laughing too hard to talk*
O..M..G
*faints from lack of oxygen*

That was disturbing (Harry/Lockheart? wtf?) but extremely amusing.

Genius.

ROTFLMAO & crying.
Fantastic usage of various phrases used to describe what adults do and making those phrase rhyme to boot.
BRAVO!

That is AMAZING! And very creative, I agree. But still CRAZY! CRAZY! I'm putting it on my favorites!

I must say, that is the most creative thing I have ever read, here's a gold sticker for good work *puts golden sticker on your forehead*

I applaud you! By the way, green eggs and ham is one of my all time favourite books, thats why it is incorporated in my email address!

OMG! I am cracking up! I ** love it!

LOL! Man that was really funny and flowed very smoothly too! :P

You'll be the next Dr. Suess. I like your version better!

TEEHEE. :D I cracked up so many times while reading this that my brother walked over to see what I was reading... WHOOPS.

*innocent giggle* Oh my... ^^ very, very fun! And quite creative, I must say!! The thought of Sev, being gay! But that's the best way, you see. To be happy, just like me!! =^^= er... my sad attempt at being humorous... *blink* Yeah... I think I'll leave it up to you from now on...
*grin* Wow... I may never look at another Dr. Seuss book the same again...
`*~Blade~*`

ACK! I read that aloud. It was fun. *snort* It really was quite amusing. Toodles!

*Laughs too hard and dies*
Thanks alot, now i'm dead...