May I name my first born after you? I have never read a story with more cliches than this. It is truly a work of art. The teenage Americqn transfers is hilarious. :)

Absolutely HILARIOUS

i ADORE the sorting hats song.

So funy, it hurts just a little bit.

Ahahaha. Can't help but love spoofs XD

I'm vomiting with love as I read this story.

This was BRILLIANT! Horrible Mary-Sue brilliant! Lol! I love the Sorting Hat's song. And the fact that Voldemort despises cubic zirconium. I burst out laughing multiple times while reading this fic. Great usage of Mary-Sueness. AND you used tons of dialogue tags other than "said" like so many poor authors! Lol! Once again, brilliant!

Oh...God...

I am in shock at how many people think this story is serious. Did they read the summary?

I know it's been FOREVER since you wrote this, but...wow. I had to say something about its utter amazingness. The book titles? Yes please!

"Young Alchemists' Summer Camp," they finished together, laughing.

Quite amazing really.

The fact that this is so perfectly horrible...is wonderful.

Many truly funny parts.

He would soon learn that Voldemort despised cubic zirconium.

Goodness I love this.

Best. Fic. Ever.

Best ever.

You just don't know what to do with people who thought you were serious.

My favorite parts were your oh!myeyes!similes that made no sense, like "diamonds on the wing of a crow". You sort of get it - as in 'very shiny and reflective' - and at the same time, you have to think *diamonds* on *crow wings*? Why and how? Which is just like poorly-written chock-full-of-superlatives overdramatic claptrap churned out by immature authors.

I also liked Lupin described as increasingly pale and consumptive, and Peter's utter worthless cowardice.

And yet... it *almost* reads like you're serious, which is by far the best bit. Kudos.

-K

This is brilliant - very witty. The whole thing smacks of humor, whether or not it is meant to be a dramatic moment or a bit of comic relief...there's no describing how impressed I am.

You seemed to pull out all the cards about Mary Sues, as well as some that I never would have thought of. :)

Keep up the good work. :)

This story was really long, but also very, very funny. I love it!

That wasn't funny. That was quite insipid, really.

this was absolutely fantastic, it really made my day 100% better.

amazing, amazing, amazing.

That was thoroughly hysterical. The Sorting Hat's song had me on the floor, nearly crying.