i don't really get it.

Likely one of the most hilarious stories I've ever read.

-.x.

Sex Ed from a reluctant Snape. How unfortunate.

Hee! Perfect from beginning to end! Great spelling/grammar/style, and Harry's narrative voice was in character and humorous. 'And when a girl kisses you, it's not supposed to feel like you're freezing to death, even if she /is/ a witch.' Priceless, especially when the girl's name is Icicle. Great job with Sex Ed: Hogwarts Style! 'The Basilisk and the Chamber of Secrets' indeed!
Thanks for writing and posting!

Ha ha. Well done.

hahahha...peeves watching...eww

hahahaha omg, that was SO good! you had me in hysterics :D
great job!

lol! the last line was great

Brilliant! You had me in stitches while I was reading this. Poor innocent laddies.. :p

mwahahahaha! lol! funy...

I particularily like the threat at the end. Snape couldn't have thought of a better one, one students would aviod to the point of death. The mere idea would send shivers of horror down any back.

:) (This is not a smile, it is a evil grin.)

Carew

I found your story a few weeks ago, favourited it and have returned to it many times since.

The whole set up is very funny, and handled in a more realistic than fic fics. In the wizarding world, it makes sense that they know nothing about sex and that a magical creature metaphor would be used to explain suchthings.

And that ending-brilliant. Not used enouhg by writers. After all, there'll be a portrait in most rooms, or an ordinary ghost just floating around and being annoying somewhere...x

Hahaha, Snape's horrified look when he thinks Petunia showed Harry how it's done is just wonderful. Had me laughing out loud. XP Lovely work with this!! Instead of 'the birds and the bees' (which hardly makes sense), the metaphor with the basilisk and the Chamber of Secrets is just awesome.

*Falls down laughing* That was brilliant!

wow! That was so funny