THIS WAS HILARIOUS, the MOST funniest story I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Keep up the good work!

Ahahaha "She - she didn't show me personally!" Too funny xD

I know I have already reviewed once but i swear it gets funnier and funnier every time!

LOL I'm supposed to be in bed and i was trying so hard not to laugh.

"Peeves will be watching you!" :L

*Wipes tears from eyes!* Will def read this when i need cheering up.

I'm not quite sure what made you come up with this but it cracks me up every time! :L Its really funny. I have to say my favourite line was:

"That explains the courgettes then." I don't know why but it just is!

Epic.

-Zooey

Ahaha! Basilisk...!

Snape's horrified expression.

Last line was gold.

The basilisk... and the chamber... em, wow. Had me laughing practically the whole time. And Peeves! Imagine the nightmare that would be

i don't really get it.

Likely one of the most hilarious stories I've ever read.

-.x.

Sex Ed from a reluctant Snape. How unfortunate.

Hee! Perfect from beginning to end! Great spelling/grammar/style, and Harry's narrative voice was in character and humorous. 'And when a girl kisses you, it's not supposed to feel like you're freezing to death, even if she /is/ a witch.' Priceless, especially when the girl's name is Icicle. Great job with Sex Ed: Hogwarts Style! 'The Basilisk and the Chamber of Secrets' indeed!

Thanks for writing and posting!

Ha ha. Well done.

hahahha...peeves watching...eww

hahahaha omg, that was SO good! you had me in hysterics :D

great job!

lol! the last line was great