I know I've not gotten nearly all the references, nor could I, even if I'd read/seen everything you have. But I'll list what I did get, just for the heck of it.

The Fifth Doctor from Doctor Who, with the cricket bat.

Daniel Jackson from Stargate SG-1, working on translations.

Arthur Dent from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, in the elevator.

The Beatles, singing.

The Seventh Doctor, playing chess with someone I didn't recognize.

If the "very interesting but..." gag isn't from Laugh-In, I don't know where it's from.

Now we get into the party - deep breath - I'll just list the ones I know something about.

Bobby Darin, real-life singer.

James Herriot, real-life veterinarian and author.

Hannibal and Face, from The A-Team.

Gary Hobson, from Early Edition.

Fox Mulder, from the X-Files.

The Russian from The Man From UNCLE, whose name I forget.

The Rum Tum Tugger from T.S. Eliot via Cats.

Percy Blakeney, better known as the Scarlet Pimpernel, from the book of the same name (and an inordinate number of sequels) by the Baroness Orczy.

Joseph from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

MacGyver (no "u") from the '80s TV show MacGyver.

Peter Newkirk from Hogan's Heroes.

Beatrice and Benedick (one "n") from Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare.

Sam and Al from Quantum Leap.

Tommy and Tuppence Beresford from five novels by Agatha Christie (yay! Somebody else has heard of Tommy and Tuppence!)

The White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.

Jerry the mouse from Tom and Jerry - also from a guest-starring appearance in a Gene Kelly movie I've forgotten the title of.

Mork from Mork and Mindy.

Athos from the Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas.

King Arthur from various legends of the same name.

The Three Stooges from an assortment of early short films.

Garfield from the comic strip of the same name.

Hawkeye Pierce from MASH.

ALF from the TV show of the same name.

Antigone from the Greek tragedy of the same name.

Juliet from Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare.

Frankenstein from the novel of the same name by Mary Shelley.

Dracula from the novel Dracula by Bram Stoker.

I think that's it... I also think you've beaten the twenty-chapter epic that previously held the record for Most Crossover References in a Single Story. ;-)

I love you o.o

'Nuff said

I didn't stop laughing the entire time. You just rock [sage nod]

More so because you managed to mention Doyle, Angel -and- MacGuyver in one paragraph xD

i caught 3 referances, and i didn't get any of them :(

Alright, just have to say one thing since no one else seems to be (Not going to repeat all the other references I caught, although I missed most've 'em...) Sam from Quantum Leap! Cool! Hehe, loved it! Keep up the marvelous work!

Wow... an Into the Woods reference :) I wasn't aware that anyone was... well, aware of the wonder that is Into the Woods.

Loved this. But you didn't have the party at Callahan's Place!

Frmaling (who was the Baker's Wife last Christmas :) )

WOW - SMEG!

Red dwarf, garfield, hhgttg, sphere, who's line is it anyway, romeo and juliet, much ado about nothing, many more in there too...

Good job though! This is something that made me think! (for a change...)

Lol!

Stat…red alert…smeg…frack…aw, crap…"

RED DWARF! I am obsessed by this, and just thought I would have a little looksie in the HH fandom...what a nice surprise! Lol, well they are both comedy sci-fi.

Lol...but I didn't get the other references...:(

good fic!

Very, very disturbing...in other words, I liked it:)

::Blinks:: OH. MY. GOD. I did not know that that was even posibile, that was amazing, absoultly stuning, that was an amazing peice of work, I bow before you talent. all I can say is WOW!

All right...Carter and Chen are from ER; there's The Twilight Zone (although I suppose that doesn't count since it's actually mentioned by name); Arthur Dent (of course); Marvin the Paranoid Android; the party may have been a reference to the enormous party from Life, the Universe, and Everything; the Beatles; Hobbes could be from Calvin and Hobbes or the original Hobbes, who I think was a philosopher; "Verrrry interesting...but STOOOOPID!" is something my mom says, but I think it was originally from some radio show; James Herriot wrote all those books about being a vet; Hannibal is from "Silence of the Lambs," among other things; the sphere might be a reference to Sphere, by Michael Cricton (sorry, I know that's not how it's spelled); Fox Mulder is from The X Files; Rum Tum Tugger is from Cats, and I'm guessing that The Cat is too; Life, the Universe, and Everything is from the HHGTTG 5-part trilogy;Joseph is from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat; MacGuyver is from MacGuyver, of course; Ryan Stiles is from Whose Line is it Anyway?; Beatrice and Benne are from Much Ado About Nothing, I believe; Tommy and Tuppence are from Agatha Christie; the White Rabbit is from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland; Jerry is from Tom and Jerry; Mork is from that one show with Robin Williams (Mork and Mindy?); The Baker's wife and Wolf are either from a non-specified fairy tale or Into The Woods (or The Tenth Kingdom); King Arthur is from all sorts of tales about King Arthur; Prince Charming could be from any fairy tale but is probably from Cinderella; the three Stooges are from their TV shows; Garfield is from his comic strip; ALF is from his TV show; Antigone is from Antigone; Juliet is from Romeo and Juliet; and Frankenstein and Dracula are from their respective books (although I assume you meant Frankenstein's monster, not Dr. Frankenstein). I didn't get them all, but how'd I do? Are you suitably impressed?

The Cat from Red Dwarf! pure genius! (Forgive my Red Dwarfisms)

Hmmm... ER, H2G2, Whose Line, Garfeild... Woah, If you;d only stuck in the Rocky Horror Picture Ahow you'd have gotten everything I like in there. Kudos 2 U.

A Trè funny fic. The ducks give it 5 and 3/4 stars

hah! I haven't even read the story yet, just the reviews; sounds great!

um. . . got about 3/8 of it. I liked the part about Gary Hobson telling Frank Parker not to use the sphere.

"I doubt it," the man answered. "Not unless you have a cup of tea on you, by any chance?"

"paranoid android" Quipped by Zaphod

The elevator doors slid open.

Nothing happened.

Nothing continued to happen

The Cat, while checking himself in his little mirror, was discussing Life, the Universe, and Everything

Did I get all the references or did you win?

P.S. I'm not giving a review because all the refs were to cryrptic for me.

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