That was epic! All the Mary Sues at the end! And Mergillandowe died! WOOT! Great job! I LOVED IT!

Your fan,
Opal

"Some plot bunnies came out of hiding and attacked my ankles so I'm diving back into this." That is by far the best quote ever. Can you send some to attack me, please? Anywhoo, great chapter! I AWAIT THE LAST ONE!!

Haha, this just keeps getting better and better! Thank God Aragorn didn't fall under the Sue spell. I found the chapter a bit confusing, but it still manages to make me giggle!

Aw, poor Legolas. The Sue doing the raping? Now thats something you don't see everyday. Still, this story is but sheer brilliance! I LOVE IT!!

OH MY GOD! *rolls around laughing* This is utterly brilliant! I love Mary-Sue parodies and her behavior was spot on! I loved how you described Leggy's chest too *drools* Or as I like to call him, Leggly. Anywhoo, great job!

*rolls on the floor, clutching ribs and laughing hysterically*
YOU, my dear, are a genius! I LOVED it! You captured the very essence of Sues! You know, this sounds a lot like a parody I wrote; but mine was for Disney, so you probably wouldn't read it.
HE CHOPPED IT DOWN WITH A HERRING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH, I know what happened to M, M, Mergiliandowe (phew!); she came across the Knights of Ni! Gah! *cowers in fear*

I couldn't help but click this, the old LOTR lover in me came to the surface and gobbled it up. What a hilarious piece! It embodies every lousy LOTR fangirl. I laughed out loud so many times as I read this. Her and Legolas...dear Valar.
Good job, although now I am slightly doubtful of your sanity.
~Spider

"WWSD?"

Er...What Would Sauron Do?

YAY! ::huggles:: You win! I don't know what you win, but you win nonetheless! YAI!

I liked it. Therapy is much needed. Oh, that's what you win! You win the responsiblity for my therapy sessions' payment issues. J/K. Nah, I'll pay for it, cuz some of my friends have called me a Mary-Sue myself. They're all weird! It is late here. I will be going.

I love the story and I must now get to therapy: AKA: My bed. Nightynight! Please don't make me barf again.

I loved the story much despite the obvious barfing complications!

Good story, but I think I'm going to barf all over Mary-whatshername soon. I'm serious, I think that someone stuck a tongue depressor somewhere around here. Keep up the fantastic work though! It's funny, and definately a Parody.

Ah, fantastic! I really enjoyed this fic. I was smirking, snorting, sniggering, snickering and lots of other things beginning with 's' throughout. I particularly liked the image of Legolas cutting down a tree with a herring.
Yeah, the dirt that Galadriel gave to Sam...I reckon that she spent all her cash on buying the really posh bow for Legolas and all the batteries for the glowing light for Frodo and hadn't got any money left. Therefore, knowing Sam wouldn't complain *too* much, she gave him some dirt, no expense spared. Mind you, Gimli's present was pretty cheap too, now I come to think about it.

""Mendwë," he whispered. "I love you! I love you with my head, my heart, and my devastating British accent!"" Oh that was wonderful! I'm suprised you haven't mentioned Legola...Orland..*his* blue contact lenses yet.

Ah, "Rivindel". Yes, I've also seen it spelt "Rivendale". Argh!

"Random Acts of Randiness" Bring 'em on! Actually that sounds like an accurate summary of most of the stories I've written. He he he!

Oh! Oh! I see some slash potential here. Camping trips with Raggy and Leggy, eh? Please can we have a few dozen chapters of A/L with lots of alabaster skin, sculpted muscles and skin gleaming with a sheen of sweat? Bring Boromir in too, Gaslight, I know you want to! And Major Richard Sharpe - a crossover slash fic. And the gamekeeper from Lady Chatterly, he's nice too.

Oh no... hold on a second. Legolas is too busy screaming with his erstwhile sister to think about Aragorn just at this moment.

Excellent chapter. I just love the name "Mergiliandowë". I can't even begin to pronounce it. It has all the best qualities of a Mary Sue name. It even has an umlaut over the final 'e'. Perfect!

You know, I’m already laughing and we haven’t got to the story yet. “MULTI-CHAPTER OPUS with NO END IN SIGHT!” Oh, yes, I’ve come across a few of those in my time, I can tell you.

"You are a princess and Father needs to ally himself with these elfs for reasons which the author has not the knowledge to divulge at this moment. We must be loyal, as she must be to her hordes of obsequious reviewers." Fabulous! I think I just woke my daughter up in the next room shouting with laughter.

“Had to wipe the vomit off the keyboard” – ha ha ha! I’m having to brush the coffee off mine since I have made the mistake of reading it and drinking at the same time.

“achingly beautiful Orlan-- er, Legolas”. Yep, I swear some of the Mary Sue writers I’ve come across have never even read the books. They think Legolas *is* Orlando Bloom. And while I have nothing against Orlando (and boy would I like to have *everything* against Orlando) he offers only one interpretation of the Legster.

I loved your spolling misteaks. I actually read a story once in which the author, in the middle of the story, stopped to ask her readers how to spell “Thrandool”. “Aren’t you capable of opening the bloody book for yourself you daft bint?” I shouted at the top of my voice, much to the distress of the other people in the library.

I also loved the term Mary Suepidity. Wonderful!

Great story. I completely agree with people's spelling problems. Also, I liked that quip earlier about wiping vomit off the keyboard.