Hanes the way of Dana. Hanes Dana's way. Hanes her way of Dana! H-A-N-E-S!

Dana is a very smelly girl. Whenever she's around- the stench of her B.O. fills the room. Dana also has strong halitosis. Her bad breath makes people back away. Dana is so smelly that a person 10 miles away could smell her. Dana also farts more than the typical female. Dana farts very frequently. Dana has fart crust in her underwear. Dana's farts are extremely loud and extremely smelly. Dana is one of the smelliest people in the world. Dana stinks worse than a farm full of 100,0 cows. Dana is the smelliest of the smelliest!

Dana the character farted. She destroys stuff with her farts. She farts more often
than the typical
female and she farts in public in front of others.

The story is funny! Continue it! It has been more than 3 years since you've updated it! Why did you abandon your story? I have a suggestion. Let the rating of your story be M, I want to read scenes full of sexual passion between one of these boys with this girl Dana.

Example:
Dana and Reese, holding hands, enter the bedroom. Dana sits on the bed and giggles. Reese, still holding her hand, squeezes it. He then kisses her hand then lets go. Dana begins to unzip her jeans. She takes it off, slowly and casually, revealing her big Hanes underpants. Then she takes off her baby tee, revealing her white cotton bra.
"Wow!" Reese cries, drooling.
Reese puts her hand on the left cup of her bra, stroking it. "Let's take it slow," Dana said.
Reese stroked the right cup of her bra. After stroking, he squeezed her breasts while they were still inside her bra.
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Continue it from there yourself, you have the idea.

I really like this story, which is surprising, considering I hardly ever like anything other than slash(guyxguy)... If you have a problem with that, please keep it to yourself :-) (If you have a serious problem with that, too bad! No amount of good Het stories is gonna change my ways!) Thanks. Keep writing please! As for my position on the Romance/Non-romance argument (sorry! I had to say something!) I barley read anything that's not romance. Tell me I need brain surgery and I will get very angry and then I'm not quite sure what I'll do, but it won't be pretty. I'm usually calm, but I can't control myself sometimes... Sorry! Update soon! I'll shut up now.

When are you gonna write the rest of this? Leave us hanging!

Very, very funny. lol. I wasn't aware that Malcolm in the Middle even had a category. Cool. Well, I love this. Happy Writting!

Blessed be,
Nikki

this is good...

This story is very interesting.Pls write some more. i like it the way you make romance and humor blend in together.BTW Great story!

how weird? how good to hear that dewey is sane........hahahahaha you r so good at writing malclm fanfics please write more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A very good start. I like the way you write the argument between Reese and Malcolm, and I like the fact that Dewey plays a prominent role - he is underused on the show. Good stuff!

Wow, this sounds like this is going to be one kick ** of a story! You're a great writer! Write more soon, I'm waiting for updates!

I already explained this before....goodness gracious! I'm saying this a second time, there's no real purpose of romantic fan fiction except to satisfy hormones.

There, I have proved you wrong, whoever you are. : ) Have a nice day.

Hey anonymous. Just because you don't like romance doesn't mean you have to criticise the auther because it is. If you don't like it, go somewhere else. And where did you get the idea for "It's not a real fanfiction"?? It's fiction because it's not real and it's fanfiction because it's what fans want. I think it's a great story. And why isn't Dana a good character?? Prove me wrong. Retract all of what i just said. But i doubt you can. Because an opinion is an opinion. Period.

You're a good writer and you've got a good storyline! The only real thing wrong with it, is Dewey is too grown up! He is pretty stupid in the TV show. He'd never say anything like 'I shan't forget this'. No offence, but he needs to be stupider. Otherwise, GREAT STORY! Please write more! :-D

*^!Ashie!^*