We! Hi! -Coughs- Anyway...

Obi-Wan: (Screams And Huggles) (Jumps Up) Sorry! Couldn't Resist! You're so hawt!

Anakin: Don't hate me but I like your hair... (Strokes it and giggles)

Blade: How do you come up with all these AMAZING fanfics? You rawk!

I think Anakin and Padme should host.

Blade:
1. I love all of these talkshows! They are so funny!
2. Please put in some Han ones if you get any, because no one says anything to him :(
Obi-Wan:
1. You are so hot, and I know that it is against the rules for Jedi to love, but you are so hot, so I love you anyway :)
2. I am REALLY looking forward to you killing Anakin. HE SUCKS! (ducks from rabid Anakin fan girls)
Anakin:
1. YOU SUCK! DIE! (ducks from rabid Anakin fangirls AGAIN)
2. Oh yeah, did I mention, DIE!
Han:
1. You are SO hot, and I have had a crush on you since I was eight.
2. Please let me kill Leia, or could you at least dump her, so I can marry you.
3. Can I have him after the show, Blade?? Please?
Leia:
I will make you die so I can have Han!
Padme:
You know, I wouldn't mind seeing YOU die, either, since one of your offspring is in the way of me and Han...
Luke:
1. Did you know that you look a LOT like a donkey when your dad chops off your hand in Ep. 5?? I mean, really...
2. Even though you look like a donkey, you are still pretty cool.
3. Could you wear black more often, since it really does make you look better.
4. When exactly do you predict you will die?
Chewbacca:
1. Where is Kashyk so I can go and make some Wookiee friends??
2. How manty kids do you end up having?
Darth Vader:
Even though I want your yonger self dead, I think you rock. Does bathing in Lava really do that to you?

Now, I realise most of these weren't questions, but I have strong opinions. Please write more!! And PLEASE do more hann, since I don't think he is getting recognised enough!

whoa... it's been a freakin long time since ive been here at ff.net. hehe newayz... if u dont remember i was JeMi LaKaNo n ive changed to everwood =D haha aiight so here's a question...

Obi and Ani: hey guys do u wanna come ova mi house n have a "Jedi Council" dont forget to bring ur "lightsabers" =D hehe [wink]

o.yeah, another goodie talkshow! i love them.specially since mine was deleted *tears*.and i read your first two, they were funny! hehehe, loved your temple of kenobi.
OBI-KINS! mesa loves him. now for lots o questions.
obi-wan:
1. don't fall in love with padme! SHE IS AN EVIL COW.THING!
2. obi-dala fics are overrated and scarryful! WE ALL MUST KILL THEM!
3. ya know, if ya really do like padme, i look just like her.except i'm not as short.
4. do you enjoy golf? you seem like the type to enjoy golf.
5. yur pretty with and without your beard.cept when your old and training the gay-boy.*eyes luke* poor you.
6. ever thought about galaxy domination? have you ever considered going to the dark side?
7. can i have your number? is the no kissing sign still down?
8. kenobi-wan is a col name.sorry i didn't think of it myself.good job blade, very clever!
9. do you hear youself talk? cause you say some pretty cool quotes.
a) "You were right about one thing Master, the negotiations were short."
b) "Why do I fear you'll be the death of me?"
c) "Dreams pass in time."
d) "It was like a thousand voices cried out, and then were suddenly silenced."
Know what I'm saying?
10. hey.i see why you have so many lovers.can i be one?
anakin:
1. ya know, even though your really whiny and annoying, yur hot, although you don't measure up to your sexy kenobi-wan master.(oops, said your word, sorry, its very catchy)
2. how is it that you are the coolest villain in the galaxy?
3. Why Padme? I look like her!
4. yeah.bet i'm stronger in the force then you are.okay, maybe not.*pouts*
5. can i have YOUR number?
padme:
1. YOU ARE AN.EVIL COW THING!
2. i saw you in this commercial, seriously, you were great in it, *smiles sweetly* you were this cow that drank hersheys syrup and turned brown!
3. ya know that one time when you told ani not to grow up too fast and he looked at you and you told him not to, you looked constipated when you said it made you uncomfortable.
4. do you like pie? *pies in face*
5. i don't like you that much. you were cool in eppy one, but after those lovey dovey blah scenes taking up obi-wan's time to find out about the kamino mystery kinda made me sick.
vader:
1. hehehe.yur voice is deep..
2. MUFASA! MUFASA! MUFASA!
3. Verizon Wireless.We never stop working for you.
4. you kick ** dude.
5. KILL THE EMPEROR! HA!
Aquel:
1. get off quigon.its creepy.
quigon:
1. you and schmi would have made a cute couple.oh well.
2. at one point i wondered if YOU were ani's daddy.guess not.
3. what did it feel like getting killed by a horny (horns) horny (** star horny) red dude with gay tattoos that kicked your **? and your padawan (who is fine by the way) killed him, not you?
4. do you know what harm it caused poor innocent obi-wan to hear that while you were dying, you asked him to train anakin instead of saying something like.how bout, "you were a good apprentice, obi-wan."
5. do you miss tahl? I thought she was cool.
all:
1. dude, your getting a dell. I have no idea why i just said that. oh well.
blade:
1. love this talkshow, and i hope this will give you a longer chapter!

ciao!
*venus725*

Luke should get to be host next, coz I said so.

Anyway, some questions.

Anakin-- You ROCK! Darth Vader is the best of all the bad guys. Anyway, why did you turn evil? Apart from the fact that it's fun, that is. Was there any other reason?

Luke-- Don't pay any attention to all the people that don't like you. You're cool! Well, this isn't a question, but. who cares?!

Wicket the Ewok (if he's there)-- You're so adorable! HUGG!

Well, gotta go! Bye!

Hi! Haven't read these fics in a long while. Now questins away!

Blade: Is R2D2 still cursing? And can u bring Wicket on stage? (hugs wicket)

Anakin: Why can't you be as good an actor, as you were on "Life as a House". Ryan Phillepe would so have been a better Anakin!And cuter!

Obi-Wan: Loved you in "Trainspotting"! A heavy drug addict to a jedi. How strange is that?

Blade: Can you bring obsessed w/pink Sauron on? I have a question for him.

Sauron: I have just seen LOTR: The Two Towers and something struck me as odd. Why did your army look like they came from the middle east w/the burkas and everything?

Are you going to continue soon? Please do. If you need more questions, here they are:

Blade, can Padme be the host? Guys like me would love that.

All of the Sith, who is the strongest of you?

All of the Jedi, same question.

Padme, I got you a Christmas present... a nexu!!!

Anakin, here's your Christmas present... a red lightsaber!!!

Dooku, why the curved lightsaber handle? It looks strange.

Mace, why do you get the purple lightsaber? (hey! that would make a great computer game... the man with the purple lightsaber!!)

Chewie, why can't you speak english?

Weee! A new one! And more guest stars to torment! Yay!

Jango: I'm sorry you're stuck here again. They just won't leave you alone, huh? Oh, and one of your clones is trying to kill my battledroid. I suggest you get him to stop, or I'll shoot him or something...

Jareth: Now you've been trapped in the fanfics... One of my friends thinks you're hot. ::points to girl that is somewhat shorter than her, with black hair and brown eyes that happen to be glaring daggers at Naz::

I vote that Jango be host, because he's just so frelling cool!

darn internet filter.. the words omitted there are the same. the word is g i r l

sorry about that

This is hilarious so I decided to join the fun!

Make Boba Fett the host!! Please?

Boba, can you teach me to be a bounty hunter? No, on second thought, I would rather Aurra Sing to that. She's a . s should stick together, ya know?

(mumbles) until they get married

(throws evil glares at Padme and Leia)

Mace, I hear that you are 40, so what the heck are you going around looking like your in your 20s or something? Do you enjoy making s like me cry?

Anakin, you are a real looser. (shows off her self defence skills to drop Anakin on his can) That's all for you right now.


Luke, why did you have to be such a whiner? It makes you one of the less cool people.

Chewie, when you... errm... leave permanently, can I have your fur as a rug? No!! a coat!!

Thrawn, I don't like you. (slaps him hard then performs the same trick on Thrawn as she pulled on Anakin)

Obi-Wan, what's it feel like to be every 's dream... well, almost every gir's dream?

Padme and Leia, can I take beauty lessons from you?

Thanks to all for answering my questions.

First thing I feel must be said if any of my questions make it into this thing is:

I AM A GUY!!

OK. Now questions.

Mace, why do none of the Jedi have double bladed lightsabers? Are they too freaked that they will sever their extensions?

Thrawn, from what I've heard, you are a red-eyed freak. So let me see. Hmm... Yep. I would have to agree. What are you doing around still anyway? The Empire is !!

Anakin, just die. You got the I want. I am superior to you with the force. I will kill you when we are done here.

Padme, I want you to come with me when we are done here... after I kill Anakin, that is.

Obi-Wan, You are an OK person, but why the heck did you let slow poke machine, Darth Vader kill you? You could have kicked @$$!!! Just fight like you did when you killed Darth Maul. BOOYA!!

I'm done.

Okay, this was sooooooo funny!! I loved it! 1st of all, I read your bio and you saw ATOC in IMAX, right, well so did I, I was actually mad that they cut 23 minutes off the movie! Well anyways, you said a guy in the movies turned around and told you to shush, well i have an intresting story in which i have to tell you!!

Okay my sister and her friend were at the movies and they were talking about how Anakin could turn into Vader if he was so hot. A mean old lady turned around and said, thanks for telling me the ending!Then my sister said, and that Palpatine guy is the Emperor, And the lady got all spasic!! I just thinks thats a really funny story.


Anyways, questions

Obi- You kind of resemble a ripped up old carpet in Episode 4, you know when your all old, Did anyone ever tell you that?

Mara-I think your a **! Did you ever realize, you should were a shirt that says "im with stupid?"

Chewbacca-Do you know English?? Can you talk to my dog??

Mace- You are bald!!

Luke- Are you a girl?? you look like one!!! You talk like one!! You act like one!! You run like one!! You hit in guys like on!! So are you???

Dex- Are you friends with Jabba???

Vader- PLEASE!! do NOT take off your mask!! DO NOT ruin ROTJ!! tht's my favorite movie eva and since i was 6 too and you ruined it!!

Padme- I don't like you, Natalie Portman's a lot cooler!!

Qui-Gon-Do you have some kind of secret crush o Obi, cuz you act kind of gay, and raper-like, when your around him??

Okay thats all!! I hope thats enough!! I hope it helps!! I have a talk show too, and so far
I only got one question!! Boohoo:(, But oh well, I hope this helps you because this story was really funny!!

Aleena: yes ben, how many lovers HAVE you had?! and how many weren't me?!

Sagedate: well Padme was one.. and you..

I read a fic by Shampoo where he was paired with Hermione Bagwa...

Aleena: o.O

Sagedate: yeah and then there was T-

we aren't going there.

Sagedate: oh yeah. And then there was this one named Ree and a bunch of other ones. SaraC and Shampoo write a lot of Obi smut fics...

Aleena: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! *huddles in a corner and cries*

heh heh heh... yes.. well.. Ani, exactly how close to your mom were you?

Sagedate: she means as in like child mole-

haha.. no... and Palpy, why the hell did you save stupid Ani from the frickin lava pit? He killed you eventually anyways!

Sagedate: yeah!

yes.. well... *eyes Obi-Wan*... how about you and ME lock Aleena out of my broom closet this time-

Aleena: MINE! *grabs Obi-Wan* you wouldn't have sex with anyone ELSE besides me in a broom closet, would you?

GO AWAY!! *shoves Aleena away from Obi-Wan* he's mine.

Ten other women including Padme: no he's mine!

AHHHHHH!! *runs away*

I choked from laughing at that chapter! LOL! Anyways...

Jango- You are so cool! You gots them James Bond gadgets! *hums Bond theme*

Vader- You are cool too. Your death was so tragic! I cried! *wipes away tear* *hugs Vader*

Padme- Your cool. ^^ But, uh, why DID you fall for Ani? O.o It is the question pondering in my mind (other than whom Hil is referring to in "Last Christmas")

Fuzzy: You have a brain?

Whit: Quiet, you! Everyone, I brought you cookies! Chocolate chip, homemade. And don't worry, I didn't poison them.

Fuzzy: I still would not eat them.

Whit: *glares* Padme and Leia- ever think of starting a rock band?

Fuzzy: Rock? O.O Rooooooock??????

Cokie: Baa! *hits Fuzzy with a book*

Whit: Ummm... Oh, and this! *snaps fingers and a Christmas tree appears, with her Christmas presents for everyone on the show under it* *waves wand and a "Do-not-open-till-Christmas charm is on the tree and presents*