Who at it dude! Nice beginning keep writing.
Dilly RULES!

I don't know why I avoided reading this for so long. I guess because I'd forgotten what Dragonslayers were and needed reminding.not that I ever really found out. Anyway, I was snickering from the wine and laughing out loud by the time I read the last line.
I hope you do a sequel. Seriously. This is even better than your Hiead-fic.which is saying an awful lot, because I really liked that one.

Halarious, keep it up. I can't stop laughing!!!!

AWESOME. I, too, hate Mary Sues. Of course, if it's going to be a Mary Sue like this one, I wouldn't mind at all. "Dilly" is the BEST. If I have to hear one more stupid White Cross fangirl call Farfarello "FARFIE" I -shall- puke. But not on you, because you rawk!

...I feel like going through all of the EscaMarySues to see if you've actually parodied any of the 'real' Mary Sues out there...the one with the pyroproblem is just too good to be true! =)

Excellent fic, but I don't think you put the right genre labels on it. After all, 15 Mary Sues in a single fic would obviously qualify it as a "Horror" story. Also I disagree with Dilandau - hitting fangirls who squeal and give disturbing characters cutesy names is indeed LOADS of fun. But you know, other than those small points of contention... perfect.

excellent...I love escaflowne and this is worthy of the label. You easily surpass my bleak attempt to write fanfiction!

That was soo funny! Loved it! Can't wait till the sequal!

*claps until her hands fall off*
Really, the best fanfiction I have read in quite a while... I'm not sure if you were aiming for such a reaction, but upon reading the summary on the front page I said to myself: "This... This HAS to be a joke..." And then I clicked the name and I started to read... I was pleasantly surprised, to say the least.

I'm looking back now, wondering if anyone has tried such a concept seriously... Excellent crack about one girl being a princess, another being Dornkirk's (God forbid) daughter, and another being Folken and Van's little sister... Ah, yes, and the useless armor I know all too well... Gives me more reason to play as a male character in games--none of the flirting, and three times the pants.

Wonderful grammar and (as the reviewer before me has already pointed out) multiple Mary Sue homicide... Who could ask for more?

I now proudly sport, behind my MSN Messenger name, the quote: "Yep. Her name is also Mary Sue. As a matter of fact, we're all named Mary Sue."

Thank you for this joyous experience. A sequel, please, if you ever find the time.

*has died, therefore it falls upon his latest Muse, Sasarai to relay the review*

"Wow.... that was something incredible. Just..... wow. Words fail."

*dead reviewer is poked by the muse for more comments*

"Definitely the best piece of Esca-parody I've ever seen. Kay-san, you continue to dazzle me and put my meager skills to shame. The Mary Sue multiple homicide also greatly helped." ^_^