o.O
might i comment on the major Alucard-OOCness of this fic?
he talks too much... he needs to be a little less loquacious and a little more bastardy
...and can i correctly assume this fic is based entirely on the 2002 anime?
(There's an Ultimate OVA due out in January 2006)
Have you yet read Kohta Hirano's manga?
if not, you should, it's incredibly spiffier than the existing anime...
might i also suggest checking out the author
Dreadnot
also on her Hellsing work is amazing, but you need to read the seven as-of-yet translated manga (plusKohta Hirano's /Dawn/, a /Hellsing/ companion & backstory) to understand most of her wonderful work.

wow, @.@ i wrote more than i intended...
anyway, i like most of your HDY stories and please don't neglect 'Shift'!

Toriolees

That was a really good science/health lesson *lol* are you going to write any more? Can't wait to read the next chapter.

That was brilliant! I did all the blood stuff in biology, (now i'm on the adv highers) so i actually understood it - scary. Well, at least its come in use - it makes this story all the more funny. Keep at them!

I thought it said the story was in English :\

it was fun! thanks

feel free to write and post Many more pointless ficcys =P

I liked this 'pointless' ficcy, as it lets Alucard do his best Dennis Miller (you know he's a fan of the Rant-Master, somehow) on people other than Integra.

'Sides, this helped us see the real reason Victoria doesn't dive into vampirism with both fangs (and likely become a Hellsing 'Search & Destroy' mission):

It's too embarrassing after all this!

Alucard's a smart one.

Laters.

Very well done. Maybe if you tweek it, it could be a good Cosplay Skit at a convention

Very well done. Maybe if you tweek it, it could be a good Cosplay Skit at a convention

Very well done. Maybe if you tweek it, it could be a good Cosplay Skit at a convention

Though Alucard is a expert in the field, he's not a doctor of sorts, I don't think he'll use 'pathetic mortal language' when he surely has a 'better way' to explain this. He's royalty not a scientist. Next time, put Parody or Humor in genre, this is not General (IMO). And a author's notes warning about OOCness (Walter is more patient than that).

LOL!! very funny, i can see it now Alucard lecturing on, and on about meaningless jibber, and Ceras totally bored of it all

[insert thumbs up here]

ACK! Weird as it was...the story is something to be lacking....and they are soooooo OOC it isn't even funny. Try harder on the next bit, you'll get it.

Absolutely marvellous fic! Can you write another chapter, please? I'd love to read it... Anyway, I love your style and the educational impact it has on me. ^__^ Thank you for a wonderful piece of reading!

Heh...I actually knew what you were talking about with the scientific/medical terms. Scary.

Anyway, I rather liked this, not only was it entertaining, but also explored territory that I don't think has been explored, seriously or comedically. A very interesting concept and very well written.

Bravo.