This was a very well written story.

I see that your favorite things are animals, celestial mechanics, and cannibalism. The last part *gulp* you're not related to ol Hannibal Lecter are you? {:-&

Great idea, you've created a legend. Peter sounds like he's dressed like Dudley. He's a traitor to the dark side of Nancy Stouffer too. Very funny.

We've had a few requests to put this on FictionAlley, so if you're still around, please let us know if you want it to go up.

OMG! That was the most funniest thing I've ever read! Nearly died of laughing. Especially loved how you put the "evidence" into the story, veeeery well done *grins*

OOH! Pretty...

! That was TOO funny! It was great! But poor Neville, though...having him for a father...(shudders) Still, it was hilarious! And kudos for the wicked burn on that Stouffer piece of shyte! (crazy old lady, suing JKR, gah.) There can't be a sequel, I guess, so write more like it!

Oh God . . . this was hilarious(sp?)! Excellent . . . TAKE THAT, NANCY! ::bashes Stouffer over the head:: Well, another for the favs list, I'd say . . .

lol cool! love this story!

hehehe, oh dear, I didn't half chuckle during this story. loved it!

This was bloody funny! He's no more a wizard than I am a mythical monster! LOL! One thing though, aren't Neville's parents mad in St Mungos? And isn't his dad's name Frank? (Actually that was two things, but you know) Anyway, funny.

ooooooooooh,goooood.

Ah-HAHAHAHA!

that was funny. Seriously it was. I love the way you made fun of her without just doing it, you made it into a nice story.

I thought that was hilarious. Especially the last line "THen she sewed J. K. Rowling." I was constantly laughing, but there was one part that I cried at (As MWPP outings became rarer...) it just felt kind of weird so I started to cry. God only knows why, but still, this was really funny.

What a riot! That was very funny..love how it answers so many questions about the books!