oh, so funny...are you ever going to finish this? cuz it's amazing! i read it again and is just as wonderful as when i last read it! but sadly, no new chapters...

That is great! Hilarious! Best Dudley fic I've ever read! It's a really great beginning, and I can't wait to read what's next, so I'll review there next.

Just a random thought though...
If you felt up to it, I bet you could do a pretty interesting fic about Dudley making Harry lose his memory about being a wizard too... Like Dudley origanally thought about doing before eminem came on.

Mita, I love you. And at the same time must wonder...what are you on?

This chapter...halfway through the first chapter, in fact, made me cry. Not because it was horrible. No, I was laughing too hard.

Please make annoymouse do another chapter. *growls* And send me an email! (miss.aki@)

~Misaki!

outer self: *has a heart attack* holy freaking crap!
inner self: yo. dis were da bomb man. write some mo' **, y'know what i be sayin? *switches back to regular speech* im not saying that your story is **, its just what some of my homies call my stories! XD peace out dude!
outer self: I DONT WANNA BE YOUR OUTER SELF ANYMORE! I WANNA BE A GHETTO HARRY POTTER! HE ROCKS DA HOUSE, YALL!

*laughs insanely* Can't... can't stop laughing... oh man... Hey, I think if J.K. Rowling ever read this fic... she might have to put it in one of hers books... This whole fic is just so VERY unlikely, though... but that's what makes it so funny! *laughs insanely some more*

that's really good! now write more my homedog!
hehe
check ya latta,
luna

Helluva Good! It was xcellent! I wood just like 2 ad: I LUV M+M! Soz, I actualy fink dat H Abusive is quite kewl!

roze x

ha ha! i would have laughed out loud if i hadn't been in an extra-prolonged homeroom. that was just super! tee hee hee. i am rolling on the floor.

Grrr...
you two... kinky gerbil and annoying mouse !!!
left me alone in Bandung on new years eve..
MWAAAAAAAAAAA...!!!!
mit... Where's that Draco's boyfriend story (ups... am i just spoiled something)... don't worry peeps... no slash , guaranteed
Harpot the scarhead sounds nice, don't ya think (thanx to Malfoy)

Hmmm....rapper names fo Harry...fo sho!
Lil' H?
Scarred Lines?
Abusive Childhood? (Abusive for short)
*shrug*

"Yo this is the Big H representin Privet Drive, na'mean? Big it up, Big it up, don't front or nothing...I'ma kick this **...Yo...shouts to ma homies, ma dawgs, ma honeyz in mi 500 Benz...don't scratch that leather baby or I'ma have to bust a cap in yo **..."

Okay, Dudley tries to hynoptize Harry??? O_o This makes me roll around laughing for some time!

is funny. hmm for names.. i don't know! hezzy? but i got alot of stoopid names!

har-e-ice

reese's you know m n m reese's there bolth candy.. yeah.

hot fuzz

and finaly harry 911

Glad you liked it Quince!
Reviews my stories people!
Sad isn't it?
...
I'm reviewing a story I'm co-writting...
Trully sad...
*sniff*

MWA... A3, YOU ANNOYING MOUSE
YOU POSTED AS SOON AS MITZ GIVE YOU 'OK'
FOT THE TALENT SHOW EH????? THX TO ME
HAWHAWHAWHAW.....!!!!!!!
BETABETABETABETABETABETABETA...
HEUGHHHHHHHHH

This was funny but WHO THE HELL WHERES TACHE ANYMORE. I think you should have given him some decent baggy clothes a durag and a cap. Your clothes sounded like something a rockstar would where. BUT THIS STILL WAS FUNNY SO FAR