Ok, I couldn't figure out if this was actual fanfiction, or just an original drabble of your own, but it was completely brilliant. Honestly, I love it. I don't even know what else to say. You own.

There's one little teeny mistake, I think, that I'll point out if you want to fix it. But then it might not be a mistake and I might just be a little slow-"I stopped walked and stared at her." I think there's a mistake with your adverb there.

But this piece really made my day. Thank you :)

Wow, this is really funny. And clever too. I'm going to go see if you've written anything else. By!

hey...this makes sense. sort of. yes, i know, i have a weird mind...i equate colors and letters...(a=red/red-orange, b=blue/brown, c=yellow/gray) oh well. this is cool.

very funny.
how did you think of this?!?! i know a few people who ask questions like that, but i never thought they could become fics...i do not use capitals to save time. what does that make me?

Again, I know nothing about "Bible", but this is completely enjoyable outside the fandom context, at least for me. ^_^ You write such sophisticated hilarious musings.

*happy squeal* reading that just put a big happy smile on my face ^_^ it was very very cute, and very very apt, and ruby is just /adorable/. is she a recurring character with you? i want her children ... *nods sincerely*

and i just about ne'er use capitals, but i'm big on punctuation. oh, and dashes. i love a good dash here and there. *disproves this by not using a single dash in her review -- but /normally/, she means*

Cute. And true.

this is hilarious!!

This is cool! Totally original, well written... I want to see more from you. This rocks!

Happy Holidays!

LOL, that's hilarious!
maybe ruby's right and i shouldn't use capitals
but by that sort of chase i shouldn't spel corrrrectly either becuz i'm an anarchist
*giggles*
Maybe I'll stick with standard. Does anyone think it represents being Episcopalian? Laid back, but with rules.
Gyah, I'm thinking too hard about this. I am SO Ruby.
Good job!

Haha - I quite enjoyed that, very humorous. :-)

lol!

This was awesome. I loved it!

*stifles laughter* This is very witty. I especially liked Ruby trying out all the different religious writing styles (though I don't know how one could hear the difference, but I digress...) The ending was clever as well; it's not often that one finds well-planned humor here. ^_^

Oh, man, this rocks. I like.